I'm 25, I'm an aspiring stand up comic and sports journalist. I like to consider myself open minded and like all sorts of music (from opera to some dub-step) television (cops to downton abbey) movies (Team America to rashomon) and reading (Dostoevsky to comics). I'm a huge sports fan and fully support all my Chicago teams (save for the cubs as i am a White Sox fan) but I don't consider myself a "meathead". I enjoy cooking and am in the process of taking cooking classes on the side. Some people can be turned off by my sense of humor which can be from dry and witty to vulgar and obscene and everything in between.

Plain and simple I love to laugh and have a good time. I love hanging with friends or going out for a drink but most times I'd rather curl up and watch the fuck out of some netflix.

I'm currently working a crappy part time job to put myself through school to be a sports journalist. I am an aspiring stand up comic and regularly do open mic sets where ever I can find them. I also make short films and do a bit of photography on the side.

I'm awesome at relaying random useless facts about music movies and books. Making cocktails. Drinking said cocktails. Explaining the intricacies of all the things I love

Well I'm a short fat guy so that's pretty fucking easy to notice, but aside from that its gotta be my sense of humor and personality. I've always been very outgoing and personable.

Ok this could turn into a 10,000 word list so i'll try and break it down as easily as possible.

Music (ipod on shuffle, going to name first 5 songs that come up)
1-Bill Withers - Use Me
2-Regina Spektor - Edit
3-Talib Kweli - Ms. Hill
4-Lamb Of God - Hourglass
5-Taylor Swift - Mean (fuck you dont judge me!!)

Movies (close my eyes and point to 5 movies)
1-Major League
2-The Fall
3-Saw
4-When Harry Met Sally
5-Lawerence of Arabia (My favorite movie of all time)

TV Shows (5 shows i'm really into right now)
1-Doctor Who
2-Workaholics
3-Game Of Thrones
4-30 Rock
5-Breaking Bad

Books (5 favorite books in no particular order)
1-Those Guys Have All The Fun: The Story Of ESPN
2-The Brothers Karamazov
3-The Graveyard Book
4-Pablo Neruda Complete Works
5-Born Standing Up

Comics (Not listed but i'm gonna list 5 anyway)
1-Y The Last Man
2-House Of M
3-Ex Machina
4-World War 3
5-Sinestro Corps Wars.

Food
friends
love
beer
music
humor

doctor who, football, food and sleep.

Doin' stuff

Im terrified of spiders.

If you like guys who will try and make you laugh and smile and are willing to do anything to turn a bad day in to a great one then message me.

If you like guys who can sit you down and show you why they love the things they do in hope of sharing those things with you, then message me.

If you like guys who surround themselves with a group of friends who are genuine, kind, fun people, then message me.

If you like guys who would rather cook you a meal throw in a movie you've never seen before and just spend time with you rather than going out to a place where its too loud with too many people and no intimacy, then message me.

But mostly if you read/see anything you like and/or would just like to know more, please send me a message.

I don't bite

I may throat punch you though :)