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TheMalachi

33 M Liverpool, NY

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Don't Panic

I'm a complete and total nerd. I have over 30,000 Magic cards. I play pretty much every role playing system out there, tabletop and LARP. I can quote Monty Python, Firefly, RHPS, and Shakespeare with equal ease, and I'm not ashamed to admit that I've been to a midnight showing of RHPS in drag. I went to the midnight release of Burning Crusade and took off the next day from work because I still hadn't been to sleep when I was supposed to get up to go to work. For all of that, I went to the bar the other night and shot a few games of pool while drinking good beer and didn't have to talk about my dorky habits. I like swing dancing and playing football on Thanksgiving morning.

I firmly believe that morning sex each and every day is the best way to guarantee yourself a happy life. How bad could any day be if the first thing you do when you wake up is celebrate life with someone you love?

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I am super sarcastic, slow to anger, and everything's shiney
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in retail. If I could, I'd go back to school to study English Education with minors in drama and creative writing. I have always wanted to be a teacher, and my AP English teacher my senior year of high school really inspired me. He is the type of teacher I want to be. One day, as soon as I can afford to, I'll be going back to college to make that dream happen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Card games, board games, roleplaying games, and video games. Did I mention I game a lot? I give great hugs, and even better back rubs, and I'm always there to listen if my friends have a problem. I may not be able to solve it for them, but I'll at least listen, and that's something, right? I'm really bad at singing. Also, I totally rock Expert on the Guitar in Rock Band.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, my goatee, or shaved dome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Series's first: Wheel of Time, Robert Jordan; Sword of Truth, Terry Goodkind; Saga of Recluce, LE Modesitt, Jr.; Riftwar, Raymond Feist; Myth, Robert Aspirin; Shakespeare; Poe. Fahrenheit 451, The Giver, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby, most Sherlock Holmes.

Movies: 300, Gladiator, American Beauty, V for Vendetta, Braveheart, Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet, Rent, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Clerks 2, Serenity, Transformers, Spider-Man 2, X-Men, What Dreams May Come, Patch Adams, The Lion King.

Music: Pretty much everything. Counting Crows, Jay-Z, Linkin Park, Matisyahu, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Wicked, Rent, Avenue Q, Live, AC/DC, Guns n Roses, Rockapella.

Food: Sushi, Steak, Cheesecake, Lobster, there's nothing like a good burger, sugar snap peas. I don't like chocolate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Wife, Love, Music, Friends, Food, and Beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my future and my past, where I'm going in life, and whether or not I'll ever be able to go back to school.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, drinking beer, playing games with friends, or at a movie with my wife.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a total nerd? Hey, at least I cop to it, and I'm an Alpha nerd, so I can carry on a full normal conversation without talking about my WoW character or my Magic cards.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to hang out sometime. If you're a gamer who needs more people for your games. If you're just plain bored. If Joss Whedon is your master now.