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TheMaryWalker

20 F Green Bay, WI

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm no square; rather a quirky and misunderstood human being. My name is Mary Elizabeth, which is -hopefully- somewhat evident by my username. Most people call me Mary, yeah, like the famous virgin. I have a hopeless addiction to music, and I consider it to be a pretty huge aspect of my life. I'm pretty consumed by my collection of vinyl records. If you're lucky I might even let you check it out sometime.
If you're not into thicker chicks, I suggest you navigate elsewhere.
I'm a huge feminist, if you have a problem with that you can orally favor my anus.
Talking to someone reveals more about a person than a box full of facts, so if your interest lies beyond a carnal standpoint you should probably consider shooting me a message. Or not. It's cool.
I'm pretty complex. You know, being a human and whatnot. I'm rather open about who I am, where I've been, what I've done, who I've done, etc... I'm comfortable with who I am and I have no apologies for it. *ghetto fabulous snap*
I'm not prosaic in the least and I like to think of myself as intelligent, but that is really dependent on one's definition. I believe my life's purpose is to create, especially with words. (Yep, I’m a writer). Most people find me to be a bit odd, but it’s what makes me charming. I really am a sweetheart (or fiend. Whichever floats your boat, I 'spose), play your cards right and you might find that out firsthand.

*** I have met some ridiculously fucked up people on here. If you're a manipulative game player, I have no time for you. Grownups only, please. I also don't need any part time people in my life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Listening to the Backstreet Boys on repeat for the rest of my life.

I am currently a full-time cashier at a thrift store. It is an enjoyable job for the most part, but obviously not what I intend to do for the rest of my life. I have taken a year off from my education. My goal is to be a writer, whether I keep it on the side or make it my career. I'm also big into digital media and graphic design, which is another possible pursuit of mine, in addition to fashion design. If all else fails, I will become a crazy cat lady trying to get famous on YouTube. Cat videos, man. Think about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
HTML skills. Remember Myspace? I wish I didn't...

I'm also really good at being a sexual ass bitch.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My weird but enchanting personality. There is nobody quite like me, or so I've been informed.

I get a lot of compliments on my style and general aroma. So there's that.

I have a super unflattering laugh and make maladroit noises more than I'd like to admit. They have been compared to an orgasmic seal. So if you weren't considering wifing me before, this will have you bolting to the nearest jewelry store.

Otherwise boobs and butt, right? Stating the obvious in the least pretentious way possible. Lots of people have wished my cleavage a nice day. Eye contact is sickeningly overrated, apparently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I prefer classical literature. Fitzgerald is my homeboy. I can be seen purchasing arm loads of reading material from the clearance section at Goodwill. All pieces of reading have some sort of possibility.

Music: I mainly listen to indie, alternative, and folk music, but am -of course- eclectic and enjoy many genres. Some of my favorite artists are: Buddy Holly, Two Door Cinema Club, Bombay Bicycle Club, Vampire Weekend, Bright Eyes, The Drums, William Fitzsimmons, Joanna Newsom, Cat Stevens, The Kooks, Motion City Soundtrack, Say Anything, Death Cab for Cutie, Edward Sharpe, Ed Sheeran, The Decemberists, San Cisco, Bon Iver, etc... You're better off looking at my iTunes because to name them all is ludicrous. Yes, simply.

Movies: I think independent films are most charming, but I really enjoy many genres, apart for maybe action. I like things that keep me intrigued and have me thinking. I'd call it a three way tie between Rosemary's Baby, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and Pirate Radio.

Television: Whatever's on Netflix, amiright? To date, The Walking Dead, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Flight of the Conchords, Gossip Girl, Louie, and yes Sex and the City are my favorite programs. I also love the Golden Girls, so get over it.

Food: Anything chock full of preservatives and guaranteed to shorten my lifespan. I wish I was rich enough to afford all the cool health food I see at Woodmans.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Numbered lists
2. VINYL
3. Irony
4. Dude, my cat
5. Ryan Gosling's existence
6. Ezra Koenig's nose
7. Everything else in existence
8. Because everything isn't enough
9. And fuck your rules
10. Because why not?
11. Is my cliche attempt at surpassing six things clever or just obnoxious?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Concepts for my writing. And Vladimir Lenin. And my cat.

Mostly my cat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to records, in my underwear, with my cat, eating gummy bears.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think Gordman's is a shitty store. I still shop there on occasion.

If you use 'n' instead of spelling out the word 'and' I hope you fucking burn.

I wish I had the capacity to be a cold-hearted careless bitch. But my heart is too big for its own good. Kinda like my butt. (just kidding, my butt is pretty great the way it is.) But I refuse to settle for anything less than I deserve. Also, I hate wearing pants.

I don't use toilet paper if I can help it. I prefer aloe scented baby wipes. And if you have to ask why then you're failing at life.

Patrick Star is my spirit animal.
You should message me if
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I don't know, find your own goddamn reasons for doing it.