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TheMaverickHunta

32 M Affton, MO

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–55
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Transportation
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Quotes I live by(All original, tested, verified, &patient pending)

"Those who can laugh @themselves will always have the last laugh!"

"Sometimes, you gotta swim thru Shit to get to Paradise!"

"I cannot be all things to everyone!I can only be myself and hope that I can be of some assistance to the ones that I can help!"

I'm here till my numbers hit or I find a wealthy terminally ill woman w/a kind heart&a thing for Black Truck Drivers!Until then,it's a divine pleasure to have your attention for a moment!

I'm the sole provider &proud patriarch of a astonishing curious,tough,beautiful little girl.(Yes,my world DOES revolve around her)I also have a younger brother who attends college (Screw that,I raised that vato)whom is the ONLY man I will ever tell him"I love you"in public.So,if kids isn't your bag,then I hope you find fun &understanding elsewhere.

Due to the nature of my career(hint:you keep eating donuts, I'll keep getting overtime) &parental responsibilities, free time is a rumor whispered amongst my love ones.So be fair, I can only offer friendship at this time. Not because I am afraid of commitment or closeness like movie-dude clichés, but my career seems to inspire insecurities due to time constraints. Always subject to change in time with the right understanding woman.

I'm not a smart man by the current way intellect is measured, but cognizant of what's going on around me! Not so much a perpetual academic trajectory or remarkable business acumen, but an increasing cognitive realization of daily events.

I like my facts&truths like my whiskey,bourbon&drank.Straight up,pure & w/o chaser.I'm a straight shooter so I'll tell you what it is &I expect the same in return regardless of feelings &whatnot!

Judgments are for Gods &their counterparts.I really dont care what you do/did,(unless it relates to kids)your nationality,culture,looks,or other concepts humans place value on...I DON'T!If you like what you see,read,or need to sharpen your wits,drop a message because I will be doing the same,Miss!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently employed in the Food Service industry a Route Driver.

Living independently(My own house&car), while chopping down my debt tree & growing financially.

Definitely trying to miss out on being broke,going to jail &getting shot!

Giving my daughter ALL the opportunities i didn't have growing up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a father,NOT a baby daddy(Trying to win that Father of the Year mug & will have a DAD-off w/anyone)

Relating to people from all walks of life (Nickname used to be King Of Hearts due to this ability! )

Video Games (Taught my Three year old how to whup azz in Street Fighter)

I can tell you how to get to anywhere in the U.S.(Human GPS)

Dealing with kids(YES,even the troublesome ones)

Making ANYTHING humorous

Being a library of useless information&trivia

Making up bedtime&comfort songs using video music&show tunes for my daughter &nieces because I don't know any nursery rhymes or any childhood songs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not light-skinned, wealthy,or can sing,dance,or play ball!

That I'm NOT Batman! (Shocker right! Imagine how the people of Gotham feel!)

My eyes & my skin tone (sexual chocolate! !!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music:Mainly Hip-hop(Trae,Twista,Bun-b),Conscience hip-hop(Jay Electronica,Talib Kwali),ignorant rap(Juicy J,T.I.),Alternative bands(HURT,SILVERSUN Pickups, The Pixies)Old School artists(The whispers,Black Magic,The Eagles)Lite Pop &even lighter country.Pretty much if it stirs my soul,I'll listen.

I mainly listen to NPR&Morning talk on the radio(My GOD does radio blow now!)

T.V:Any thing on Adult swim,comedy central or original shows on USA,AMC,FX(Sons Of Anarchy is my show),Showtime,&Starz.Cartoons before 2008(GOTTA show my baby girl the greats)Nat Geo,Discovery&the music channel(My daughter LOVES to dance)Also, I love Football&boxing.

I'm a gamer,enough said!

Enders Game is my favorite book...ever(If u have it=new best friend)I love self-help books.

Movies:THE WARRIORS, SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD,THE AVENGERS, SCARFACE to name a few.I'm a movie guy of THE HIGHEST order.If it's been released in the last 60yrs,I AT LEAST know about it!
I love comedies(rom-coms are hit or miss w/me)80's movies(Chuck Norris era) Horror movies(Saw,etc) blaxplolitation movies(The Mack,Superfly)If you have seen OLDBOY&Thank you for not smoking=EXTRA POINTS.Just too many movies I like to name them all.I also LOVE all things Anime&Old Disney Cartoons/Movies (Even though he hated Jews)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter
My family
My nakama(crew/homies)
Video Games
How to be the best @my job
How to become stronger, tougher, faster&smarter!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do giraffes give oral,if so HOW?

Is it REALLY in our nature to destroy ourselves?

If the world ends,does my debt go away or will bill collectors follow me into the afterlife?

How can I be a better father today than I was yesterday?

HOW CAN I BEAT FUCKING BATTLETOADS?

If there is such a thing as "necessary evil"is there a "unnecessary good"?

A way to turn my brain off or least pause it for commercial break!

If I died & I find out GOD is light-skinned, how mad would I be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
W/daughter:Reading books,teaching her little things,going around the Metro,how to kick ass in fighting games.

W/O daughter:Enjoying video games, playing cards w/the crew,chilling @Fast Eddies,bowling, traversing these streets in the name of killing boredom, basking in the Arch ' s Glow & in the pursuit of a great live band!

Trying to forgive those who KEEP having fun wrong! (If you know where that is from, all smiles)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I try to teach my daughter " girly things " but I muck it up hilariously like Homer Simpson meets looney tunes

Toy Story 3 makes me cry like a chick in college who miss her period!

Me &the mother of my child played ROCK,SCISSORS,PAPER while she was in labor to determine my daughter's name!If i would have won,I was going to name her Peyton Manning(Dammit I should've picked Rock!)

You wont know what I am thinking but I am ALWAYS paying attention.

I'm late to the party on watching How I Met Your Mother&The Big Bang Theory! (Great shows &Need a Friend Named Ted now!)

I have like 10 quadrillion bastard kids that their moms won't let me see! (Child support is only.99 cents every 6 years!)

I was on an episode of SAY YES TO THE DRESS, BIG BLISS w/my daughter's mother...I was the smiley black dude! (inbox for the episode)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're comfortable in your own skin, confident, cool, calm,&collected.
You're not easily offended,love to laugh&dont have(or bring) drama

If you seen the ending of The 40yr Old Virgin

You hear the Rocky soundtrack play in your head when faced w/overwhelming odds or victory.

Oh and PLEASE if you go rogue(crazy like violent outbursts)just keep moving.

More importantly..if you want to.

Bonus points if you know where my screen name is from