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TheMeager

26 M Springfield, MO

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Boiled down to the essential meat and potatoes, the tacks that are smelted from brass, the absolute certainties, the concise thesis statement: I'm a financially stable, reasonably responsible, and emotionally independent man who doesn't take the world very seriously, generally enjoys life, and wants to do interesting things with other people who are also happy, self-actualizing souls.

Nothing clingy, static, or complicated, please. I'm looking for good conversation and chill company with interesting people I might not otherwise have the good fortune to meet. If anything happens after that... cool.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm impressively lazy and annoyingly inquisitive, so my life goal is to retire extremely early and spend the remainder of this paltry conscious existence pursuing whatever inane bullshit piques my curiosity. To that end, I've recently acquired a modest piece of invest property.

I'm one class away from an English degree, and one class away from a History degree. I keep meaning to finish school, but I don't.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm an okay fighter. I'm huge, in reasonable shape, I used to box, and I play Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu with some regularity. So that's always good for a laugh.

I write and play music. I create nothing good or original or involving, of course, but I have fun with it.

I write letters, poems, and stories, too. How original, right? Nobody ever publishes them, but I don't mind, 'cause I have no intentions of financial grandeur from that medium, either. So I mostly just give them to pretty girls.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 6'6".

I smile a lot. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love to read. I like Hemingway, Steinbeck, Lao Tzu, Bukowski, Thompson, Burroughs... that sort of thing. I'm a sucker for hopeless, depressed wit.

I'm not super into TV as a medium. I like some films, but I usually can't stomach more than about one a week, tops.

I like rap music, but probably not your rap music. Yeah, I'm that guy.

I don't eat meat. Haven't since I was 15. I have a complicated moral rationale involving applied pacifism and personal accountability, but I won't bore you with my dietary philosophy, and I don't care what you eat. When I eat alone, I usually try to stick to fruits, vegetables, nuts, and high-protein options. When I'm cooking with others, which is one of my very favorite things to do, I make up for my normally pretty healthy choices by becoming a gigantor fatkid.

I'm not really into videogames or watching sports, but I play Super Nintendo with my friends sometimes and go out to the cagefights once in a while when the guys I train with are competing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six things I could "never do without"? What the fuck is this, a MySpace quiz?

Let's not be hyperbolic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about music a lot. Writing choruses or humming bars or just composing little nothings in my skull.

Money. Not in the avaricious/worrying sort of way so much as the calculating investments sort of way.

Fighting. The destruction of the human body through applied leverage and split-second connection. Beautiful.

Books. Whatever I'm reading through, I think about. With beautiful prose, of course, but particularly with nonfiction. If I'm reading about electricity, then I'm staring at wiring all day. If I'm reading about math, then I'm noticing incongruous triangles.

Enlightenment/Zen/The Path/The Way. By which I mean trying to focus on figuring out how to quiet my ego and take life less seriously and love the people and things around me as much as I can, not anything metaphysical or whatever. Trying to be a kinder soul. Not drinking the haterade.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With a small group of friends, or working on my house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think the most intimate experience two souls can have is reading books to each other.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you are:

1. a relaxed person who is
2. not super clingy, and
3. likes creating fun things and enjoying mere existence.

I'm here to meet interesting people I wouldn't normally meet, so everything else is negotiable.