I'm gonna be honest with you here, I have no idea how I would even begin to describe myself. I'm still young, so my image changes on a bi-weekly basis. Can you keep up? ;)

telling jokes so bad, people laugh anyway.

I say random things such as facts, observation, and the like.

Books: Crime and Punishment, The Karamozov Brothers, Cat's Cradle, Catch-22, Clockwork Orange, American Gods, Harry Potter, and lots of Romantic Era poetry, Lord Byron being my favorite.

Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Star Wars, Donnie Darko, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Lord of the Rings, and anything by Alfred Hitchcock.

Shows: Criminal Minds, Friends, Ugly Betty, History Channel, Science Channel, and The Big Bang Theory.

Music: I like everything. Nirvana, Reel Big Fish, Slightly Stoopid, Sublime, System of a Down, A Day to Remember, Mozart, Austrian Death Machine, Die Antwoord, Mindless Self Indulgence, the Killers, Fun., Panic at the Disco, Pink Floyd, Better Than Ezra, Foo Fighters,

Food: Eat all the food!!

My fish, Reginald.
That's all I can think of for now.

What my life might be like if I lived in a different country/time period/universe.

And toast.

Pre-gaming for Saturday night.

I am supposed to be studying right now, but I'm too much of a procrastinator.

You can keep up a good conversation or something. Oh! Or if you want to talk about the funny shit on reddit, I'm always down for that.