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TheMicaMonster

31 M Glendale, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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You wanna meet someone who just fucking GETS IT! I'm your man. Need someone who wants to drive to Orlando and back just because you heard there were some baller fucking waffles as some rinky dink run down shack over there… Um NO hesitation. Get in my car and let's drive. You need someone who wants to watch a movie on a Friday night and hang out: FUCKING NICK CAGE MARATHON AND THE PIZZA IS ON ME!! Not into Nick Cage? I'll watch The Notebook. I'm sensitive. Let's do it!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm direct an animated show and I make animated shorts my personal time. For youtube and shit? FUCK NO! For festivals and shit! YES! Wanna see what I can do? Check this crazy shit out:

http://ianmarkstewart.blogspot.com/p/animations.html

I'm no shut in though. I love getting outdoors and going on adventure. I fucking run, I fucking hike, I fucking climb walls, and you better believe I mother fucking bike my face off.

I'm also a huge movie buff. This winter myself and two other cool mother fuckers I hang with got in my car and drove from Boston to Cleveland just to visit the Christmas Story House. Because I love that movie and I love being awesome!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art, music, making people laugh and rocking your world at tetherball!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mismatching hats and that I wear a ton of layers even in the heat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Siddhartha, Demian, Waiting For Godot, 100 Years of Solitude, Harry Potter, The Mysterious Stranger, Goosebumps

Movies: Drive, Akira, Swingers, Cabin In The Woods, Halloween, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Spirited Away, The Way Way Back

Shows: MST3K, Strangers With Candy, One Piece, Home Movies, Dr Katz, Pete and Pete, Party Down, Jersey Shore, Arrested Development, Out There

Music: Counting Crows, Paul Simon, Kanye West, The Streets, Amy Wineouse, Phish, Sonic Youth, Dinosaur Jr, Randy Newman, Girls Generation, The Tallest Man On Earth

Food: Oysters and Ramen and anything else. Just no onions, feta or coffee.

Other: Howard Stern, Water Parks, The New England Patriots, Calvin And Hobbes, Doug Loves Movies, George Carlin and Final Fantasy

LOOK HOW ECLECTIC MY INTERESTS ARE! WHAT THE HELL DON'T I LIKE! IF YOU'RE INTO SOMETHING, CHANCES ARE I'M ACCEPTING AND WANT TO PARTICIPATE!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cels (I collect original animation production cels)
A fan to sleep with
Snow
My summer camp
Halloween
YOU?...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ALL OF IT!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What DON'T I do on a Friday night? You name it and I'm there!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a crippling fear of alligators. This is no joke. I saw a drawing of an alligator on Bob's Burgers once and screamed in fear. That is a 100% true story.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're geeky but not nerdy, or is it the other way around?
You don't text at the movies.
You can't stand to open styrofoam packaging.