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TheMidwesternBoy

25 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
So I graduated from the University of Minnesota with degrees in Media Studies and Comparative Literature, (Basically, I love stories...) now I've just moved to LA to work in "Show Business"!

Outside of work, I love sarcasm. I love Lamp. I enjoy long walks on the beach, in the mountains, just walking in general, but love running more. (currently doing Cross Fit, and Krav Maga) I'm a listener. Well, I listen to people tell me not to do something, then usually do it anyway. Curiosity will probably kill me...

That and random, spontaneous, stupid, awesomeness. More or less...

Oh and I have seen EVERY movie made after 1992. Try me.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in television, pretty much a hand holder to the stars of the shows I work on. yes, you've heard of them. I promise. But confidentiality agreements say I can't blast it online... Just ask me I'll tell ya.
I’m really good at
enjoying the little things.

following through on the big things.

and trying anything once.
The first things people usually notice about me
Steely blue eyes. Heavy sarcasm. Luscious beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
THE CHIVE! KCCO! RAK! DAR!

MINNESOTA TWINS! VIKINGS! WILD HOCKEY!

Books: Anyone that doesn't start this with Harry Potter didn't have a childhood. Hitchhikers Guide Series, Watchmen, Anything Mark Twain (minus Huck Finn), Chuck Klosterman, Da vinci Code, and pretty much anything Hemingway...

Movies: WES ANDERSON! Fight Club, Anything monty python, The Godfather 1&2, Life Aquatic, all the marvel movies, Midnight in Paris, Casablanca, and too many more...

TV: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Archer, Lost, Sherlock, Friday Night Lights, The Wire.

Music: Justin Moore, Blink 182, Lumineers, Nirvana, The Beatles, Toby Keith, The Who, ACDC, Weezer, Nelly, DMX, 80's pop music. Pretty much everything... But mostly Indie Rock and Country!
The six things I could never do without
-sports
-people
-nature
-dive bars (and I mean real dive bars filled with old depressed people with awesome life stories.)
-world news
-a good drink. (Craft beer, Bloody Marys, and single-malt rye whisky)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-how to show I'm being sarcastic via text.

-my next beer. (not sarcasm)

-my next adventure.
On a typical Friday night I am
reserving my spot in hell.

...or watching netflix.

Probably watching Netflix with beer and friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm 'Merican. God bless us... :/
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
So you've probably just read ALL that gibberish above... (Wow huh?) If you're still wondering what to do now, I don't know what more to say... Look, I wrote stuff. I meant every word of it, but if the 1500 words above describe all of me then the Westboro Baptist's describe all of America and God I hope that's not true.

SO... If you relate to anything I wrote, hit me up! Who the fuck knows, right?