TheMikeHoncho
34 Indianapolis, IN
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My self-summary
Well I'm the type of guy who likes to roam around......Geographically speaking.

Yes that's where the similarities between Dion and myself end.
What I’m doing with my life
Drinking Becks, Cashing Checks, and Snapping Necks....

Just kidding......who cashes checks these days?
I’m really good at
Being a good friend, Remembering Minutiae (hey alright used a new vocab word!) Making Margaritas, Random Trivia, Listening, Helping Others, Parappa the Rappa, Grilling, Crossword puzzles, being patient, identifying songs, directions, poppin' and lockin' fool.
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe that I'm intelligent without being the least bit pretentious. Also I'm pretty reserved with myself. I'm not shy, and I can hold my own in a conversation, I'm just not a fan of small talk or talking just to hear myself speak.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a)Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson,Lancelot by Walker Percy, Paradise Lost by Milton, The Heart of Darkness by Conrad, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintence, The Road Cormac Mcarthy, Life of Pi, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Enders Game, 1000 Years of Solitude, Hells Angels, and probably a few others I am missing.

b)Fight Club, Thin Red Line, Goodfellas, Casino, Requiem for Dream, Garden State, James Bond Movies (Goldfinger is my favorite), Almost Famous, Zombie Movies, Don't Throw Mama From the Train, Kindergarten Cop, Superfly, Breakfast Club, Not Another Teen Movie

c) CHVRCHES, Grimes, Savoir Adore, Portishead, Beastie Boys, Rancid, Bob Marley, Rage, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Ramones, Beatles, Thievery Corporation, Particle, Killers, Bloc Party, Ra Ra Riot, Friendly Fires, Kings of Leon, Passion Pit, Cut Copy, MGMT, Mos Def, Tribe Called Quest, Bruce Springsteen
The six things I could never do without
the six things I can do with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm doing with my life, why people behave they way they do, why I still think anyone reads a guy's profile this far, how many std lawsuits tinder receives
On a typical Friday night I am
drinking and making an ass out of myself, but usually Im home being old and lame, working on my knitting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That summer when you went away to community college, I got an offer to pose for playgirl magazine......and I did it.

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my eulogy.

I'm a people person trapped in a loner's persona.

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life, which is both very liberating and utterly horrifying.

I love the ellipsis...

Let's face it I'm not very private...

I'm looking to connect with someone, I'm done with bars and games and all that, a friendly hello is worth infinitely more than a wooo!
You should message me if
I could put a million + 1 cliches here but to be honest I'm just looking for someone genuine to experience all the wonderful things this life, city, world, and people have to offer. If you feel like this sentiment strikes a chord or resonates with you in even the smallest way please don't hesitate, I'd love to hear from you.
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