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TheModernD

30 M Kenmore, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
This site bugs me sometime. Like where it says "Has cats". I have 1 cat. Thats ok. Right? Its ok for a guy to have A cat (1). I have a rule about cat ownership. 1 cat says you like cats. 2 cats make you a cat lover. 3 cats is ok if you live with someone or have kids. 4 or more cats makes you a crazy person.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on fixing up my awesome 1964 house into a modern oasis of style and comfort.

I'm currently commander of a cubicle in lovely downtown Bothell. There I contemplate the placement pixels.
I’m really good at
Puns. Wordplay. Jokes. Clown punching.

No really, I once punched a clown. Ok, it was my friend dressed as a clown but he knew what he was doing. But seriously clown freak me the ef out. I'm not crazy though, I can watch a movie like Patch Adams just fine because its just a movie and I know that Robin Williams isn't real.
The first things people usually notice about me
Sideburns, because I'm a rebel like that.
My X-Wing, because I'm a rebel like that... I'm a star wars geek.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Cartoons! Chowder, Flapjack, Family Guy, Futurama, Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Ghostbusters, Ren and Stimpy, American Dad, Bobs Burgers, Fraggle Rock, Adventure Time!

Daily Show & Colbert Report, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, Community, HIMYM, Dr. Who, Star Trek, X-Files, MST3K, Cinematic Titanic and I find History Channel's Ancient Aliens hilarious (But what if.... ALIENS!). And I binge watch classic sitcoms on netflix as sort of a cultural study of comedy.

Movies: Aliens, Terminator, Ghostbusters, Star Wars, LOTR, The Matrix (Yes, all of them. Please feel free to tell me why I'm wrong.)

I'd say I'm a casual gamer but I recently bought an xbox 360 and have been enjoying getting back into more serious games.

Anything Mario, RockBand/GuitarHero, Fallout, Half-life, Smash Brothers, Mario Kart, Star Craft, Call of Duty/Modern Warfare, Tetris (who dosent like Tetris?), Megaman.

Food is awesome. I love to cook. I really enjoy Indian food (I'm looking forward to building a tandoor oven this summer, google that.). I will try anything once, twice if I forget.

Why aren't People part of this list? Sagan, Arthur C. Clarke, Tesla, Einstein, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Richard Dawkins!
The six things I could never do without
Sketchbook, bad movies, a musical instrument (preferably a bass), a good set of tools, a VW, laughter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working on my house, resting, out with friends. So, pretty much the same thing everyone else does.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been in the TARDIS.

I also do a pretty good Kermit the Frog impression. So if you're looking for that, there you go.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Please do not contact me if in your list of 6 things you wrote any of the following: Food, water, air, etc. You are droll and I would have to limit our conversations to words you can understand.