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30 M San Jose, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 13
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'd describe myself as an eternal student. Whether I'm actively studying at an academic institution or not, I'm usually working my way through a couple science or math textbooks or scouring journals for interesting academic papers. I also like to keep myself busy with hobbies/projects.
What I’m doing with my life
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Professionally, I'm a software engineer, but I wouldn't use that to define what I'm doing with my life. In the bigger picture, I'm trying to bring happiness and well-being to all the sentient beings in the universe, but in practice I end up just trying to have good and meaningful relationships with all the people I interact with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
* Making you laugh..., like, you specifically!
* The Internet - I've beaten it several times, on 'expert'
* Insomnia
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My whispery voice on the other end of their phone line.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I once beat someone with a hardback copy of The Jeeves Omnibus. Today it remains my favorite book.

Movies: Office Space, Taken, The Onion Movie, Back to the Future, Spaceballs, The Big Lebowski, Real Genius, WarGames

TV: Sherlock, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, The Wire, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Luther, Boston Legal, The IT Crowd, Family Guy, Futurama, Key and Peele, The Thick of It, Look Around You, House, MST3K, 24, Trailer Park Boys

Music: Kansas, Yes, Genesis, REO Speedwagon, Styx, Journey, Rush, Savant, Infected Mushroom, Daft Punk, Aaron Copland, Frederic Chopin, Antonin Dvorak, John Williams, James Horner

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fanny packs, Centrum Silver, Porky's II, The comedic stylings of Steven Wright, The letter 'R', Sarcasm

Los bolsos de cadera, Centrum Plata, Porky's El Segundo, La comedia de Steven Wright, La letra 'Rr', Sarcasmo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is this good for the COMPANY?

Es bueno para la COMPANIA?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Passing out abstinence leaflets at the local dance clubs.

Distribuyendo la literatura de abstinencia a las discotecas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not allowed within 1000 feet of any retirement home or convalescent hospital.

Me gusta Dane Cook.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 19–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you don't want the terrorists to win.