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TheMorgasm

18 / F / straight / Single

Long Beach, California

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
4' 11" (1.49m).
Body Type
—
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Hospitality / Travel
Income
—
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

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My Self-Summary

OK, well I guess I really do have to summarize myself in this damn box. I don't really like it though, I feel it trivializes me. Anyway, I'm Morgan, nice to meet you stranger! I'm a rock and roll kind of gal. I can probably drink you under the table and I roll my own cigarettes, something I think every girl should be capable of. My best quality would probably be my ability to be fair and level headed in almost any situation. I'm great at walking in other people's shoes. My worst quality would be my inability to say no, I just want to do as much in my life as I possibly can. It's life, you're suppose to live it. Besides, who wants to live until 100 anyways? If You want to know more about me go here: www.myspace.com/morgan1994

Yes that's a link to my/space. Please don't add me if I've never talked to you. I'm going to deny your ass so fast! And yes, my profile does kick ass. ;P

What I’m doing with my life

I just moved to Long Beach from San Diego; as of right now I work for the man selling yogurt and trying to get into college. Right now, I'm just taking it all in. In my life, I hope to be involved in politics. I want to be the next Abbie Hoffman, except a woman and not suicidal. But I'm only at the begining of my journey in life, so who knows.

I’m really good at

Ruining the "moment". Rolling cigarettes. Listening to music. Articulating myself when I argue, otherwise I fumble and mumble my words. And most importantly, empathizing.

The first things people usually notice about me

I don't really know what people notice about me, I hope nothing embarassing like a zit or something. Probably how little I am. People love to say to me, "You're short!". When people do that I like to act shocked, like I didn't know that.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: I love to read! Some of my favorite authors are George Orwell, Ray Bradbury, Sharon Creech, Richard Dawkins, Stephen King, Clive Barker, Aesop, and pretty much anything else I can get my hands on.

Movies: I really dig anything about the 60's counter-culture or any movies with Emile Hirsh.

Music: I can't even think of where to start. Music is a way of life for me. But I love discussing it so that definitely a way to start a conversation with me. I added a list of my cds and records to my journal if you want to check it out.

Food: I'm an extremely picky eater and I always have heart burn. :(

The six things I could never do without

1.Music
2.My best friend, Janet
3.Sex
4.My glasses (which ironically I lost)
5.Fajah & lil' bror
6.My optimism

I spend a lot of time thinking about

how I would survive a zombie attack. When I'm not thinking about that I spend time thinking about solutions to problems in our goverment, where I want to live next, what I should really say.

On a typical Friday night I am

What the fuck kind of question is this? What about the other 6 days of the week? Are they not as cool as Fridays? Fridays are nice but maybe to some people Tuesday nights are the shit. I never have a typical friday night, I'm either doing something at home or doing something elsewhere. Does that satisfy you, okcupid?

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I wish that a guy would sing "I Found A Reason" by Lou Reed to me. It's really lame and mushy, but I would be totally stoked. That's not very secret, but I don't have any secrets. I never feel the need to hide anything.

You should message me if

a)You think I'm a babe.
b)You dig conversing about music, politics, and religion.
c)You're 420 friendly.
d)You don't want to miss the opportunity to meet a great gal.

Hit me up! I wont bite, well, maybe a nibble ;)

And please note: Do NOT send me messages if you had hair on your balls before I was even conceived! I'm a mature girl but I'm not going to be able to reminisce with you about how fun the 80's were. Sorry.

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