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TheMuppetBlues

26 M San Mateo, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, C++

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My self-summary
Well fundamentally I am a dork who really enjoys being goofy; some of the best laughs you can have are at yourself. I am very easy going and find enjoyment in the little things in life.
What I’m doing with my life
I moved the bay area a few months back from New Jersey. Whenever I visited California before I complained it didn't rain and it wasn't green. Well the not raining part is still 100% correct the not green part is completely wrong. Been trying to explore the poo ton of awesome nature stuff around.

Also trying to figure out how I can get a puppy into my no-pets allowed apartment.
I’m really good at
Bridging the gap between sociable and D&D/video game nerd. I am good a making people feel comfortable and stay cool when shit hits the fan. Also ever wonder how many times literal shit has hit a fan before "shit hits the fan" became a widely used term.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I laugh and smile very easily. And that I use my hands to talk all. Not in the meaningful Italian way but more in a horrible flailing like I'm getting attacked by bees way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Well I don't really read much being dyslexic thingy makes it kinda annoying. But I am a huge fan of Dune and of course the Harry Potter series because really who doesn't like Harry Potter.

Movies: Blazing Saddles, LotR, Starwars, My Neighbor Totoro, Howl's Moving Castle, pretty much anything with Henson or the Muppet, Big Fish, also really love Pixar and other animated movies.

Music: Eric Clapton, Johnny Cash, George Harrison, The Cat Empire, Company of Thieves, Opeth, Iron Maiden, Hendrix, Dream Theater, Disney songs, also have a week point for really bad songs.

Food: Falafel and other Mediterranean food (lamb is sooo good), fruit of all varieties except bananas. I am not really picky and like to try new thing, if you have any different or interesting eats in the NJ/NY area feel free to share.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:
My family
My computer
The outdoors
Dog and bunny
Music
My imagination
On a typical Friday night I am
Well since I just moved out here my Fridays have been uneventful. Just trying to getting general stuff in order. Been playing a lot of board games actually.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you have anything suggestions of interesting stuff to do. Or just simply want to chit chat.