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TheNameIWillUse

26 M Quaker Hill, CT

My Details

Last Online
Mar 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Military
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I never wanted to be on a dating website. I wanted to be... A lumberjack! (queue singing-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZa26_esLBE)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in the Army reserves[due to transfer to inactive reserve in Oct 2013], and I work for a British contractor to the U.S. government (Blimey!).

Also, household chores like dishes and laundry- which I hate- so also also, finding ways to put off doing them. Like filling out an "OK Cupid" profile!

I just bought a house in July, too. So that's pretty cool.

Pursuing my life-long dream of becoming an Oscar Mayer wiener.
I’m really good at
Telling bad jokes. They're so bad they have the death sentence in 7 systems!
The first things people usually notice about me
Is how awesome I am! ...You know, in an opposite land kind of way. .. ... ....:(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Christopher Moore books, such as Fool, Lamb, and A Dirty Job. Max Brooks zombie books, such as The Zombie Survival Guide, and World War Z. And that Chuck P-alphabet guy who wrote fight club.

Movies- Quentin Tarantino movies, spoofs (Airplane, Blazing Saddles), most movies based on comic books/graphic novels (though I don't really read comic books or graphic novels themselves), horror movies, most movies involving Will Farrell...

Shows- I no longer pay for cable on account of Netflix. I don't miss it, though I'm a season behind on everything... : / I like Breaking Bad, Supernatural, 30 Rock, Fringe, IT Crowd, Black Books, Metalocalypse, etc, etc...

Music- Most forms of rock, especially progressive metal (Symphony X, Dream Theater, Opeth), and classic metal (Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath), Tool, System of a Down, Social Distortion, aaaannnddd... Many many more. I also like old 40s style swing, jazz, etc...

Food- I'm a fan of it in many forms, including Italian, spicy, meat and potatoes, ice cream, and much more. I also brew my own beer, most of which has come out fantastic...
The six things I could never do without
are highly classified. If I told you, I'd be risking their safety. *glares*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Evidently, how to fill in this block. As a remedy, I've posted this meta-response of sorts.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing something highly boring. You should fix that!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
So, this one time in kindergarten, (<-- Thank you, spell check, for ruining my mental image of kindergarDen being a place where children are watered until they become larger children) I peed with my pants down, someone opened the door, and the whole class saw. True story. It also happened yesterday.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to. Obvious, really...

Also, since when was "message" a verb?

Also also, it would seem that "the norm" on this site is if you get a message and you're not interested, don't bother replying. I suppose I can deal with that, but I'd prefer some sort of feedback, y'know? Especially mid-conversation... You can just say something like "I don't want to talk to you because you have a stupid face." And I'll say something like "Alas, my face is the stupidest. :(" and that can be all. Not to be all whiny, just saying...