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TheNameIWillUse

27 Quaker Hill, CT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Military
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I never wanted to be on a dating website. I wanted to be... A lumberjack! (queue singing-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZa26_esLBE)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Boring life stuff. Unfortunately, it would appear I'm a grown-up nowadays. I have a steady job and I own a house, so that takes up a large portion of my time... I guess your job here is to make that "life stuff" less boring and stave off my accelerated transformation into and old man. Hurry, before I start re-arranging my schedule to include things like "a good sit," or "putting in my toffee-chewing teeth," or "complaining about the nurses and the state of today's youth!"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling bad jokes. They're so bad they have the death sentence in 7 systems! For example: A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. What a diverse community we live in!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is how awesome I am! ...You know, in an opposite land kind of way. .. ... ....:(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- My favorite author is probably Christopher Moore. Solid gold. Also, that Chuck P-alphabet guy who wrote fight club.

Movies- Quentin Tarantino movies, spoofs (Airplane, Blazing Saddles), most movies based on comic books/graphic novels (though I don't really read comic books or graphic novels themselves), most movies involving Will Farrell

Shows- I no longer pay for cable on account of Netflix. I don't miss it, though I'm a season behind on everything... : / I like Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Supernatural, 30 Rock, Fringe, IT Crowd, Black Books, Metalocalypse, etc, etc...

Music- Most forms of rock, especially progressive metal (Symphony X, Dream Theater, Opeth), and classic metal (Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath). Also Tool, System of a Down, Social Distortion, aaaannnddd... Many many more. I also like old 40s style swing, jazz, etc...

Food- I'm a fan of it in many forms, including Italian, spicy, meat and potatoes, ice cream, and much more. I also brew my own beer, most of which has come out fantastic!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
are highly classified. If I told you, I'd be risking their safety. *glares*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Evidently, how to fill in this block. As a remedy, I've posted this meta-response of sorts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something highly boring. You should fix that!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
So, this one time in kindergarten, (<-- Thank you, spell check, for ruining my mental image of kindergarDen being a place where children are watered until they become larger children) I peed with my pants down, someone opened the door, and the whole class saw. True story. It also happened yesterday.
You should message me if
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You should message me if, after reading my profile, you experience symptoms such as headache, nausea, excessive urination, difficulty sleeping, joint pain, tachycardia, difficulty breathing, an uncanny thirst for blood... wait, wrong symptoms. If you experience any symptoms including attraction, interest, bemusement, or a message from me. Or any reason... Really, why even have this block? The answer is "if you want to." But you already knew that, so it's redundant.

Also, since when was "message" a verb?

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