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26 M Quaker Hill, CT

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I never wanted to be on a dating website. I wanted to be... A lumberjack! (queue singing-
What I’m doing with my life
Boring life stuff. Unfortunately, it would appear I'm a grown-up nowadays. I have a steady job and I own a house, so that takes up a large portion of my time... I guess your job here is to make that "life stuff" less boring and stave off my accelerated transformation into and old man. Hurry, before I start re-arranging my schedule to include things like "a good sit," or "putting in my toffee-chewing teeth," or "complaining about the nurses and the state of today's youth!"
I’m really good at
Telling bad jokes. They're so bad they have the death sentence in 7 systems! For example: A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. What a diverse community we live in!
The first things people usually notice about me
Is how awesome I am! ...You know, in an opposite land kind of way. .. ... ....:(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- My favorite author is probably Christopher Moore. Solid gold. Also, that Chuck P-alphabet guy who wrote fight club.

Movies- Quentin Tarantino movies, spoofs (Airplane, Blazing Saddles), most movies based on comic books/graphic novels (though I don't really read comic books or graphic novels themselves), most movies involving Will Farrell

Shows- I no longer pay for cable on account of Netflix. I don't miss it, though I'm a season behind on everything... : / I like Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Supernatural, 30 Rock, Fringe, IT Crowd, Black Books, Metalocalypse, etc, etc...

Music- Most forms of rock, especially progressive metal (Symphony X, Dream Theater, Opeth), and classic metal (Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath). Also Tool, System of a Down, Social Distortion, aaaannnddd... Many many more. I also like old 40s style swing, jazz, etc...

Food- I'm a fan of it in many forms, including Italian, spicy, meat and potatoes, ice cream, and much more. I also brew my own beer, most of which has come out fantastic!
The six things I could never do without
are highly classified. If I told you, I'd be risking their safety. *glares*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Evidently, how to fill in this block. As a remedy, I've posted this meta-response of sorts.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing something highly boring. You should fix that!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
So, this one time in kindergarten, (<-- Thank you, spell check, for ruining my mental image of kindergarDen being a place where children are watered until they become larger children) I peed with my pants down, someone opened the door, and the whole class saw. True story. It also happened yesterday.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You should message me if, after reading my profile, you experience symptoms such as headache, nausea, excessive urination, difficulty sleeping, joint pain, tachycardia, difficulty breathing, an uncanny thirst for blood... wait, wrong symptoms. If you experience any symptoms including attraction, interest, bemusement, or a message from me. Or any reason... Really, why even have this block? The answer is "if you want to." But you already knew that, so it's redundant.

Also, since when was "message" a verb?