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26 M Quaker Hill, CT

My Details

Last Online
Mar 19
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I never wanted to be on a dating website. I wanted to be... A lumberjack! (queue singing-
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in the Army reserves[due to transfer to inactive reserve in Oct 2013], and I work for a British contractor to the U.S. government (Blimey!).

Also, household chores like dishes and laundry- which I hate- so also also, finding ways to put off doing them. Like filling out an "OK Cupid" profile!

I just bought a house in July, too. So that's pretty cool.

Pursuing my life-long dream of becoming an Oscar Mayer wiener.
I’m really good at
Telling bad jokes. They're so bad they have the death sentence in 7 systems!
The first things people usually notice about me
Is how awesome I am! ...You know, in an opposite land kind of way. .. ... ....:(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Christopher Moore books, such as Fool, Lamb, and A Dirty Job. Max Brooks zombie books, such as The Zombie Survival Guide, and World War Z. And that Chuck P-alphabet guy who wrote fight club.

Movies- Quentin Tarantino movies, spoofs (Airplane, Blazing Saddles), most movies based on comic books/graphic novels (though I don't really read comic books or graphic novels themselves), horror movies, most movies involving Will Farrell...

Shows- I no longer pay for cable on account of Netflix. I don't miss it, though I'm a season behind on everything... : / I like Breaking Bad, Supernatural, 30 Rock, Fringe, IT Crowd, Black Books, Metalocalypse, etc, etc...

Music- Most forms of rock, especially progressive metal (Symphony X, Dream Theater, Opeth), and classic metal (Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath), Tool, System of a Down, Social Distortion, aaaannnddd... Many many more. I also like old 40s style swing, jazz, etc...

Food- I'm a fan of it in many forms, including Italian, spicy, meat and potatoes, ice cream, and much more. I also brew my own beer, most of which has come out fantastic...
The six things I could never do without
are highly classified. If I told you, I'd be risking their safety. *glares*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Evidently, how to fill in this block. As a remedy, I've posted this meta-response of sorts.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing something highly boring. You should fix that!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
So, this one time in kindergarten, (<-- Thank you, spell check, for ruining my mental image of kindergarDen being a place where children are watered until they become larger children) I peed with my pants down, someone opened the door, and the whole class saw. True story. It also happened yesterday.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to. Obvious, really...

Also, since when was "message" a verb?

Also also, it would seem that "the norm" on this site is if you get a message and you're not interested, don't bother replying. I suppose I can deal with that, but I'd prefer some sort of feedback, y'know? Especially mid-conversation... You can just say something like "I don't want to talk to you because you have a stupid face." And I'll say something like "Alas, my face is the stupidest. :(" and that can be all. Not to be all whiny, just saying...