*Stop messaging me just for sex... I'm tired of it. At least buy me dinner first lol*
I'm the guy your mother warned you about ;)
I know what you're thinking, "Who is that well-mannered, elusive, gentleman sitting on a hill strumming an instrument?" or if you're Hood you may say, "Yo, who be dat thug playin' dat Gee-Tar, he supa dope?" However you may say it, you'll just have to find out!
Considering I was a: Ninja, Secret Angent, Donut expert (yes that's a Job) and exotic dancer (more on that later) you'll have to have a resume equally as impressive or possibly better. I believe you can do it, don't be shy! Feel free to apply. The only rule is, don't msg me if you're a double agent - can't trust them.
P.S. On more of a serious note, I do joke around a lot but I'm more of a mature person - so please make sure you can hold an intellectual conversation. I'm looking for someone I can relate to - who's honest and affectionate. I'm a very loving & caring person, and I look for the same in others. If you're not talkative, down to earth or have a sense of humor don't msg me.
I won't respond to 'hey' or 'what's up' - be creative girls! ;)