Forget the advice your mom gave you about marrying a doctor - he obviously can't play stairway to heaven. You want a Rockstar. If you don't already find him irresistible, here are the perks to dating this guy:
- I sing EPIC lullabies
- If we break up, I'll write a song about you - kinda like Taylor Swift.
- You get VIP tix
- You'd be my 2# biggest fan. Grandma says she's #1.
- We'll fight over what song we want on the radio. In return, you get to use the remote for the T.V. Man, I'm romantic.
Need I say more? Life's short, lets explore the world, live our fantasies and get away with all the risky things we've always wanted to. I believe true beauty is intrinsically within us, so I'm probably not interested in dating a 10 - not going there again.
Critics have claimed,
"I regret everyday of my life I didn't date him - I married second best instead" - Angelina Jolie
DO NOT message me if you're a stripper, not laid back or have no sense of humor, it'll never work.
Peace and love,