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TheNerd_Cheese

19 Falls Church, VA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–20
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Vietnamese (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello you wonderful people, This is a summary of myself and much like myself It's rambling and not to the point. I make offhand comments that people sometimes find somewhat amusing. If you're reading my profile that means I sent you something awkward to break the ice. Bear with me, I've got more comments coming.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am working part time and going to college. In the future I'd like to do something that ties together my eclectic collection of skills and hobbies. Preferably an eccentric billionaire with a farm full of cute fluffy animals. And possibly pokemon. I'd like to think that if I had a billion dollars at my disposal I could probably make pokemon a thing. But for now I'm mostly trying to save money to move somewhere exotic/different.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing stuff about myself, I mean exhibit A, I'm awesome at this.
I can play guitar and sing at the same time, sometimes, okayish.
I can drive to places without killing myself most of the time.
I can make mature responsible adult decisions like buying myself a bouncy house.
Binge watching everything on netflix in one day.
Procrastinating and doing everything last minute.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm like a giant panda bear. I'm kind of hard to miss.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite movie is now after much consideration Forrest Gump.
Music: anything I can butcher in the car during rush hour
I watch all kinds of tv so I'm bound to share SOME in common with just about everyone. BUT HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER IS AMAZING AND I DEFY ANYONE TO TELL ME OTHERWISE.
I am a book nerd and will literally devour any book I enjoy in about 8 hours. I will stop talking to people, texts will not be replied to. Feelings will be hurt. Walls will be walked into. All until the one book is completed.
I believe all food is good when I'm in the mood you can like whatever you want to like just don't give me attitude... Dude.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My humor
My car Sasha (Yes I named my car, Shadowfax was already taken so I went with Sasha)
My guitar (also named sasha)
My glasses, I am literally blind as a bat.
My allergy meds (how else am I supposed to pet the cute cats that I meet?)
My right big toe (my left big toe is such a smug bastard)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do I spend so much time thinking about things?
Why do things have to be thought about?
How do things happen without people thinking of said things first?
Which came first the thinking or the thing?
Things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Huddled under a blanket reading a book, or playing video games, or on the internet. Sometimes all three. On occasion I do want to go out with friends to make most of my youth but I am really just an old man. Heck, I even dance like one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a natural blonde... or a blonde at all... I'm asian, I we have the hair color variety of... something that does not have much variety.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're bored, I don't mind cheering someone up with my weirdness. If it makes you laugh then awesome. I'll bring pizza.