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TheNoonicorn

30 M San Mateo, CA

I’m looking for

  • Bi women only
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I grew up in San Antonio, Tx, but got out of there as soon as I could. Headed west to Los Angeles and went to college at USC where I started off double majoring in computer science and theater, then just minoring in theater, then when the scheduling conflicts made even that impossible swapped out the theater minor for video game programming. I've always wanted to be in entertainment in some way, making people smile is about the best thing in the world.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work and play, sometimes at the same time! I'm a gameplay engineer at a video game studio, so my job description is basically "make this as much fun as it can be." I've got three titles to my name, Deadspace 1 & 2, and Dante's Inferno, and am currently finishing up Deadspace 3. They're pretty good I think.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being kind of ok at bowling, and finishing my
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hey, that guy's kinda handsome!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a fan of good thinker's sci-fi, mindless action, and comedy. My favorite movies include Blade Runner, The Expendables, Tropic Thunder, and Regarding Henry. I can't really explain that last one, but it's Harrison Ford's best.

Right now my favorite song (the one I can't get out of my head no matter how I try) is Macklemore's Thrift Shop, but I listen to pretty much everything from glam rock to classical, Stephen Lynch or Steel Panther, and it's all I can do to not sing along with Call Me Maybe. It's like crack, like if you somehow made a vacuum that could suck up only happiness and then compressed it down into a song. The happiness, not the vacuum. If you compress a vacuum you don't really get anywhere.

My favorite TV shows are Community, Dexter, Castle, and back when it was on the air watching Stargate: SG-1 was a Friday ritual with friends.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My motorcycle
Caffeine
Internet
My two derpy cats
Terrible action movies
Science!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space. It's a really big place and there's a lot of stuff in it, and if I could I would go visit it all. The one thing I want to see more than anything is a supernova, one that's so bright you can see it in the daytime.