Well, if you've managed to get past my masterclass in how to be the least photogenic man ever, i suppose you can read on and satisfy whatever morbid curiosity you might have.

So, i'm a musically-minded university dropout currently working full-time in the hope of promotion/waiting for musical success or saving to go back to university.

My musical taste is very much an acquired one and thus is very important to me, in both listening and playing. I also put on shows of the more metal variety in Leeds on the side. Music, mostly of the heavier variety is my main drive in life, so if this sort of thing is intolerable to your delicate eardrums I'm probably not for you (Yeah, go for the hard sell!).

I also have a great fondness for the satirical styles of Chris Morris and Armando Ianucci as well as the comedic commentaries of George Carlin.

My current job is selling boiler spares. Whoop-de-fucking doo right? Unless a good promotion comes along I don't plan on doing it forever! Once I have some spare funds i'd love to educate myself and take a part-time course doing something more technical.

Looking like I can play guitar.
Not getting my hair cut.
Procrastination and procreation. Simultaneously.

Normally how close my attributes resemble a viking or something Scandinavian.

Books:
The various works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
To Kill a Mockingbird.
Dracula.
The God Delusion.
Brave New World.

Movies:
The Green Mile.
Gladiator.
Ghost in the Shell.
Conan the Barbarian.
The Truman Show.
The People vs. Larry Flint.
Pulp Fiction.
Anything starting Tony Jaa/Jackie Chan.
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children.

TV Shows:
(Comedy)
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Man to Man with Dean Learner
Black Books
The IT Crowd
The Thick of It
Father Ted
Frasier
(Drama)
House
The Shield
Sherlock
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
Naoki Urasawa's Monster
Fist of the North Star.

Music:
Metahhhhhl. Put it this way, if I said I listened to Rotting Christ (their new album is bloody good, by the way) and you thought I was some pasty agoraphobe plotting satanic rituals, you may do well to press that 'back' button. I also enjoy some more laid back stuff ala Dead Can Dance, Enigma, sometimes nice acoustic twiddle ala Andy McKee. And soundtracks, I'd love to score a few short films someday.

A Guitar with a whammy bar.
Hairbands. Nothing worse than eating chips with a side-dressing of your own hair.
Fine mature cheddar.
The smooth voice of Matt Berry.
Reddit on my phone.
The sixth answer in the six things I could never do without.

What would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it out of a window. And how much religion annoys me.

At home because I work most Saturday mornings. Saturday on the other hand... You'll have to discover yourself.

I could tell you, but then.. Well, I wouldn't kill you, infact I'd probably just feel rather embarrassed thus making for an awkward situation.

You like hairy Vikings and cacophonous music.