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TheNoonster

27 M Leeds, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, if you've managed to get past my masterclass in how to be the least photogenic man ever, i suppose you can read on and satisfy whatever morbid curiosity you might have.

So, i'm a musically-minded university dropout slaving his days away in an office waiting for musical success or saving to go back to university.

My musical taste is very much an acquired one and thus is very important to me, in both listening and playing. I also put on shows of the more metal variety in Leeds on the side. Music, mostly of the heavier variety is my main drive in life, so if this sort of thing is intolerable to your delicate eardrums I'm probably not for you (Yeah, go for the hard sell!).

I also have a great fondness for the satirical styles of Chris Morris and Armando Ianucci as well as the comedic commentaries of George Carlin and Reginald D Hunter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an office bod nowadays. So when I get out of work I can untuck my shirt and go to some trendy bar/restaurant and look like some sort of eligible batchelor twat. So I've got that going for me. I am considering returning to Uni for a foundation degree in engineering/cartography or something of the like in the future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking like I can play guitar.
Not getting my hair cut.
Procrastination and procreation. Simultaneously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Normally how close my attributes resemble a viking or something Scandinavian.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I'm going to be straight with you here. I'm a late comer to the world of printed fiction. Spending years being a slave to the more easily digestible media of games, TV, movies etc.

But in the last few months i've been making a change and I have started to make reading a regular thing. So recently, I have read:

Brave New World
1984
Fahrenheit 451
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
Catcher in the Rye
Johnny Got His Gun
and have just started 'We' by Yevgeny Zamyatin.

Movies:
The Green Mile.
Gladiator.
Ghost in the Shell.
Conan the Barbarian.
The Truman Show.
The People vs. Larry Flint.
Pulp Fiction.
Four Lions

TV Shows:
(Comedy)
Anything starring Chris Morris
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Man to Man with Dean Learner
Black Books
The Thick of It
Father Ted
Frasier
(Drama)
House
Breaking Bad
The Shield
Sherlock
Just started watching Luther!

And Animated:
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
Naoki Urasawa's Monster
Fist of the North Star.

Music:
Metahhhhhl. Put it this way, if I said I listened to Rotting Christ (their last album is bloody good, by the way) and you thought I was some pasty agoraphobe plotting satanic rituals, you may do well to press that 'back' button. I also enjoy some more laid back stuff ala Dead Can Dance, Enigma, sometimes nice acoustic twiddle ala Andy McKee. And soundtracks, I'd love to score a few short films someday.

You may also ridicule my musical taste here: http://www.last.fm/user/The_Noonster
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A Guitar with a whammy bar.
Hairbands. Nothing worse than eating chips with a side-dressing of your own hair.
Fine mature cheddar.
The smooth voice of Matt Berry.
Reddit on my phone.
The sixth answer in the six things I could never do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it out of a window. And how The Daily Mail and anyone who reads and subscribes to it should be made infertile for the good of human decency.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home because I work most Saturday mornings. Saturday on the other hand... You'll have to discover yourself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I could tell you, but then.. Well, I wouldn't kill you, infact I'd probably just feel rather embarrassed thus making for an awkward situation.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like hairy Vikings and cacophonous music.