I'm... hmm how to describe myself...
I'm a bit of a nut and a bit proud of it. My interests run a pretty eclectic gamut and include, but are not limited to: writing, urban exploration, inventing new ways to make overly uptight people go out of their minds, social engineering (mostly whitehat), disc golf, hiking, camping, goofing off in public, body modification i.e tattoos, piercings, 3D implant, transdermals, etc. and suspension is a trip. I've done two and cant wait to do another one.
Lets see what else do I like... I like tinkering in the workshop on a lazy afternoon, making stuff, be it some custom tools or just welding and shaping a couple pieces of metal that looked to me like they wanted to be something.

I'm working on getting a locksmith apprenticeship (I can pick better than all the locksmiths I know but there a few other tricks I still need to learn) and plan on taking some IT Security courses with the ultimate goal of a career in Physical Security Penetration Testing, because really there could be no more fun a job than getting paid the big bucks to sneak into a major corporations headquarters and show them just how easily they could have been had.
CEO: "Break into my company, find everything you can that could screw us over, then write it up in a report. Oh by the way there is no way for you to get in trouble for this and heres a big fat check"
ME: "HELL YES!" :D

In the meantime I own/operate a minor automotive repair shop and help manage the family Fire Suppression company, too keep ends met until I get where I'm going.

Being goofy, especially employing the use of accents. Keeping in step with the aforementioned; I'm pretty good at making people laugh and being a lovable asshole.

I was once good with Poetry but unfortunately somewhere along the way the passion for it faded and writing became a rare occurrence.

I'm a decent listener and can shoot the shit all day long about pretty much anything.

Anything mechanical in nature and/or anything where I'm working with my hands & problem solving in practical applications.

(As an afterthought Writing a captivating Bio. however is realistically not among my strongest suits, I'm far better at this sort of thing in person)

I would probably have to say my billowing laughter; often times before I'm within sight :D

Books:
Anything Douglas Adams, most Stephen King, Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk, Brains: A Zombie Memoir by Robin Becker, Steppenwolf by Herman Hesse, 1984 by George Orwell, most Kurt Vonnegut, The Hobbit & The Lord of The Rings Series by J.R.R Tolkien, too many Edgar Rice Burroughs books to list, Paradise Lost by John Milton, The Divine Comedy Volume 1 (Hell) by Dante Alighieri... The list goes on and on.

Movies:
Leon: The Professional is the only movie I can come up with of the top of my head that I could call a favorite. I like a lot of different movies but I'm not to fond of picking favorites. I like Horror, Scifi, Western, some Drama, Comedy, and Action/Adventure.

Shows:
I'm not to big on the whole T.V thing. I do like Breaking Bad and Walking Dead other than that I might watch some History Channel now and then, Taboo on NatGeo.
I can't of coarse forget to mention Dr. Who; although I have to say this recent explosion of New Who fans has a lot to learn about the Doctor. Half of them don't even know about Old Who.

Music:
Ah I could go on all day on this subject but I'll save you an exhausting list of artists most people have never heard of, and just keep it short.
I LOVE the Blues, it's various sub-genres and have an ever growing collection.
I also like Rock, Classic Rock, Classic Metal, Progressive Metal, some Melodic & Death Metal and so on. Pretty much if it's some variation of rock or rock roots it'll fly with me.
When the mood strikes me I also listen to quite a bit of Folk, Modern Folk and Post-Modern Folk.

Food:
Yes Please.

Coffee
Freedom
Music
My Hands
My Senses
And at least a couple friends; I'd go mad w/o someone to entertain.

Life, what makes people tick, things like that, and the rest unless assigned to a specific task at the time, could end up anywhere be it comical, inquisitive, just plain bizarre or any combination thereof.

This is as good a place as any to put this... Do you know how sometimes when you ask someone what they're thinkin' about and they just look at you kind of dazed and reply "nothin'". Is that ever really true? If so how the hell do you accomplish that. I've looked and have yet to find the brain off switch. Sometimes that could be a handy thing to have.

Urbexing (I chose my username on here because my UE pseudonym is "X")

Ask and find out.

....the notion crosses your mind.
Everyone gets a fair shake with me until I've been given a reason not to like them.