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27 M Astoria, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:41pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion."

Yup. Online dating. Creepy right?

I arrive here with a casual approach in meeting an individual I have loads of stuff in common with as well as complimenting differences that keep things interesting and new. Whether I end up in relationship or a fun time, I look forward to sharing positive experiences with someone I meet and see where it goes. I don't like spending time over thinking it. Dating to me isn't stressful if you're having casual conversation and being yourself. There's a greater chance I'll message ya because I'm hungry and we should go out and fulfill my hunger.

- NYC born, Central California raised, back in NYC to stay.
- Eccentric, witty, classy, ambiverted, evil stare, closet nerd, open geek, feminist, responsible, independent, driven, chill, thoughtful, and I think very carefully and accurately before using words to describe myself.
- I can show you how to get to Sesame Street because I've worked on the show since 2011. I'm a freelance filmmaker/producer working mostly in commercials, fashion shoots, and TV. Though I absolutely love my job and can talk about it for hours, I believe there's more to me than that. In other words--I don't like feeling I'm married to my job all that much. I'm just glad I'm happy doing it.
- I'm a positive spirit, though I can't help but joke of the black comedy of life. I don't stress out about things much and I don't let anyone try to stress me out. I'm very much a stop complaining and fix your problems type personality. That's probably the one thing that bugs me--people in my general social circle who constantly complain about things they can fix themselves and continue to look for excuses instead taking the proper steps to better themselves.
- I have a pseudo cynical perspective of all the little imperfections in life. I tend to point out the irony in the little details in my general circumference and reveal the pink elephant in the room. Definitely the first at the table to utter something politically incorrect in public situations to ease any tension (sometimes I love tension, and on a weird 1st date, I'll at least make fun of us for how horrible we are). Awkward moments are what I live for, and making them more awkward can be my specialty.
- I'm big on Batman, old school video games, and internet memes so I am a bit of a kid on the inside.
- Wouldn't call myself a writer or comedian but I do enjoy sketch comedy and hope to produce some more comedy shorts. I believe when it comes to comedy, nothing is out of bounds, too racist, or too soon--given that if you're in a room of open-minded funny people who can separate seriousness and humor. Context is everything. Anything can be explored and laughed at. That being said my favorite subreddit is /r/Imgoingtohellforthis and /r/toosoon --IT'S JUST SO WRONG!
- I believe one of the best underrated pleasures in life is accidentally stealing something and getting away with it. For example when the cashier forgets to scan something and you walk out a criminal and don't even know it. I know, I like to live dangerously.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Endlessly youtubing Norm Macdonald and Louie CK clips
- Gym. Three times a week at least.
- Biking. And where ever I bike I usually have a pack of cards against humanity in my bag. Next stop--someone's boring party.
- Working on a bunch of pending tv/film projects
- Reddit
- Various activities with friends including Trivia, Karaoke, and road trippin' to see Maury.
- Living in a van down by the river
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Setting the time on my mom's VCR from the 90's
- Racing cube trucks in Manhattan
- Driving Directions and figuring out the best routes to take by ACTUALLY looking at a map... I'm more accurate than a GPS and I don't need Siri to tell me when to turn.
- Knowing the difference between homophones like their, there, they're, its, it's, etc... No but seriously, everyone should know this. There is really is no excuse after 3rd grade.
- Hand-eye coordination. Ping-pong or darts anyone?
- Tennis (Due to recovering ankle injury in December, tennis is off my hobby list for the time being unfortunately :-( )
- Tipping 20%+
- Messaging you and not getting a response.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- My serious looking hazel eyes. Some say I look full-on evil but I'm definitely only half evil. Though I may look intimidating and/or scariest person to approach, I'm easily the friendliest at the table. Then, when people least expect it, I let out a random scream and stop blinking just to keep people guessing.
- I use hyphens a lot when typing stuff about myself... for example:
- MY ASS and/or ARMS
- The most majestic receding hairline DNA has graciously given me. I own it well BUT DON'T TOUCH IT!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Please allow myself the freedom to lengthen this list because I divulge myself pretty immensly in the music and visual arts:

♫♪♫ MUSIC ♫♪♫
- I'm a drummer so anything funky with a sick beat always catches my ear. Dubstep, drum and bass, and jazz/funk ESPECIALLY included.
Animanaguchi ▶, The Animals, Architecture in Helsinki, The Arctic Monkeys, BASSNECTAR, The Beatles, Biggie, Billy Talent, Bloc Party, Borgore, Cage The Elephant, Cake, Daft Punk, Deadmau5, The Decemberists, The Dresden Dolls, Electric Six, Girl Talk, Hess is more, fun., JANTSEN, Jem, Katzenjammer, KNIFE PARTY, Lady Gaga, Led Zeppelin, The Mountain Goats, Mumford and Sons, Nero, Neutral Milk Hotel, Of Montreal, Ok Go, OZMA, Parov Stelar, PENDULUM, Phantom Planet, POMPLAMOOSE ▶, Regina Spector, RJD2, Royksopp, The Strokes, System of a Down, Tally Hall, Tenacious D, Tom Petty, The Toxic Avenger, Weezer, The White Stripes, Ylvis, ZOMBOY

-I'll binge watch Batman and Documentaries all day on a Sunday
30 ROCK, The Animaniacs, Arrested Development, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Batman The Animated Series, Batman Beyond, Big Bang Theory, Bojack Horseman, BREAKING BAD, The Colbert Report, CONAN (Late Night and Tonight Show included), The Daily Show, Dexter, Double Dare, Extras, Fairly Odd Parents, Family Guy (People who say they hate it now are lying), Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (The one with Will's dad makes me cry still), Futurama, Harvey Birdman, How I Met Your Mother, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited, Louie, The Muppet Show, The Office (British version, yeah I said it), Portlandia, Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Scrubs, Sesame Street (obviously...), The Simpsons, SOUTH PARK (I will not associate myself with anyone who hates this show), Superman The Animated Series, The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, True Blood, What Would You Do? (Nickelodeon version), What Would You Do? (Hidden camera version)

- Hole in the wall spots around the city. Especially in Astoria. Also blackberries. I love blackberries.
Artichoke, The Halal Guys, Il Bambino, Pommes Frites, Pita Pan, Queens Comfort (minus the atmosphere...), Wild Ginger, Vanessa's Dumpings

Austin Powers series, Batman Begins, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, Batman: Under the Red Hood, Bridesmaids
Braveheart, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Dark Knight, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Food Inc., Goodfellas, Grindhouse, Homeward Bound, Four Eyed Monsters, Justice League: Doom, King of Kong: Fistful of Quarters, Man of Steel, The Mask, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Taken, Team America: World Police, There Will be Blood, This is the End

Batman: Arkham Asylum, Batman: Arkham City, Donkey Kong Country, Kirby Super Star, MarioKart, Megaman 1 - 6, Sonic The Hedgehog original series, Rayman, Rayman Origins, Rayman Legends, Super Smash Brothers Melee, Super Smash Brothers Brawl, Super Mario World, Super Mario 64
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The smell of BBQ at a suburban park party.
2. That push of air and sense of accomplishment gliding your bike Queens bound on the Queensburo bridge after that nasty upward slope from Manhattan.
3. Awesome people in my life who share my believe that good principles, hard work, and kindness is the way to go.
4. Vintage street signs. Real ones. My room is full of them.
5. --It's pretty much all I do when I come online.
6. Chocolate. Covered. Almonds. GOD damn!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- I wonder if most people on OkCupid are here for casual sex but won't put it in their "I'm looking for" section. I think we all know what short-term relationships means.
- Who can teach me how to dougie.
- When Rocko's Modern Life is gonna be back on the air.
- Where did my mom throw away all my ninja turtle toys?
- The Zodiac sign for Leo looks like a god damn sperm! LOOK AT IT!
- Why people still use cable news to stay informed - you might as well go to Olive Garden for genuine Italian cuisine.
- Real men have curves too.
- I wonder if girls realize that calling a guy creepy or weird because he's not attractive is equally offensive as calling a girl a bitch or cunt because she rejects him...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tuesdays are my Fridays because my friends and I do Triviaoke. We'll find a trivia spot, come up with the most ridiculous names (for the free drinks and laughs of course). Later we'll own the stage singing 90's and Disney songs and encourage others to make a fool of themselves with us. Or sometimes we'll just go dancing, and no not a club... a bar that plays 90's music so we can sing along to.

I think I'm getting to that age where I try to avoid the city at all costs and stay in Queens or Brooklyn for my activities. I still love the city and I still go out, but I dread that train ride home after fun, which is why I'll cab it. Maybe I'm getting old. I hope you can relate at least a little on that because otherwise who else will stay home with me and accept a back massage while watching netflix?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I used to play an MMORPG. Probably nothing you have heard. I was an online celebrity and it was the funnest 3 years of my adult life. Not to mention it sprouted real friendships and a radio show. This kind of really is a private thing.
- I hate seafood... But I love sushi... But I only eat the non-seafood sushi. And sometimes I use forks. Suck it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You have a funny/offensive trivia name that you wanna share with me.
- You LIVE for those "Wouldn't it be awesome if..." or "Dude! We should TOTALLY ____" spur of the moments and follow through even if it means making a fool of yourself. I'll be a fool with you.
- You are a real woman and not a superficial girl. A classy lady and not a sorority chick. And Queen and not a princess.
- You don't update your social media websites with complaining about your day non-stop. No one cares. That doesn't get you anywhere and there are better ways of making yourself feel better... like exercising or a hobby!
- You don't overuse/misuse The word "literally".
- This makes you laugh
- You enjoy having a drink on the weekends or a glass of wine with dinner.
- You have dreams and aspirations and don't want to rush into anything because you're just that cool. You live at your own pace and have short term and long term goals as well. Being yourself and being comfortable with your goals is the thing I admire most about a person and it would be nice if my significant other can help inspire me to continue that same path.
- A geek, nerd, or a visually creative type! If you're into fashion, music, or graphic design then you're already amazing.
- You are the most honest and keep-it-real person you know and without the attitude. I dig street smarts vs girly girls.

At the very least, this AdviceAnimal pretty much hits the nail on the head

Will you let me take you out to dinner?