I'm an unapologetic nerd (On the internet? Scandalous). I have a box full of dice with more than six sides. I get satisfaction from organically working long or obscure words into conversations. I tend to name electronics. My favorite animals are cephalopods; I've been known to go to the aquarium just to hang out with the cuttlefish.
I'm not a hipster, but I don't make a very good case for it. My opinion of a bar is directly proportional to how divey it is. I love bad movies. Don't worry though- I promise not to grow out my mustache until I'm an old man.