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TheOnlyOne888

25 M Maidstone, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Fluently), Mongolian (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently), Yiddish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Before you judge me on my username I was listening to a song of that title when making my profile and the rest is history.
(for the skeptics type this at the end of a youtube link watch?v=ge4-Kb3J-Eg)

I think talking to eachother would be the best way to figure out what each other is like.

(call me old fashioned)
What I’m doing with my life
Owning souls at poker.

Working + Planning the next night of debauchery. Then regretting the night of debauchery and saying never again.

Rinse and repeat.
I’m really good at
Many different things, in particular polevaulting.. and archery.

Being sarcastic and lying about things I'm really good at as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not too sureeeeeeeeeeee to be honest, I'm no Mystic Meg mind reader.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book - Confessions of an Economic Hitman (Reaaaaaad if you haven't)
Movies - Stand by me, Sin City, 300, Inception to name a few, anything by Tarantino / Kubrick is usually a winner. Also anything with Leonardo Di Caprio is usually a winner. (the departed etc)
Music - Anything from Drake to High Contrast to JME to The Black Keys..
Food- Indian, Spice is the spice of life.
The six things I could never do without
I could manage without a lot of things.. I value time to myself quite highly though. Slightly introverted like that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much I'd love to live in Las Vegas and just relax, live the highlife and get crunk 24/7. One day .. one day!
On a typical Friday night I am
Either absolutely looking forward to getting home and chilling the fuck out, or absolutely looking forward to a weekend of debauchery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Begins with S and ends in T.

Pm with your answers, winner gets a Mars Bar and 3 Freddo's

YES 3!!!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You live in Las Vegas and would like to arrange a sham marriage so I can live there too. Failing that you have a really good plan of how we could escape detection by the authorities in Las Vegas.. I hear a lot of people live in the storm drains under the city, but thats the best I can come up with.