It's only a username people get your mind out of the gutter. it's supposed to be funny!! laugh a little. I've been told I have a way with words

First things first. I am far from perfect. I have many flaws. I don't ride a white horse and I am not your prince charming. But it doesn't mean I won't try like hell!!!!!!!!

Women always say how they want an honest guy. Well ladies you have found him. Just be careful what you wish for. I have a good career, My own car, and my own place to live. What more can girl ask for.

The name is Chris...
I am an ENTP ... cause apparently that matters on here

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Originally from Jersey (that should ween out the weak ones)
I like animals
I need someone that almost dances to the same beat as me...
I'm a little bit of everything and a whole lot of nothing
Kind of a guys guy
I'm all or nothing. (no half stepping here)
I'm witty and charming
and Cute and Cuddly
A teaser and a please-er
and a beggar and a chooser
I can be your best friend of your worst enemy... It is your choice
Kinda Crazy. ( In the best way!!!!)
But mostly chill
Blunt and way TOO Honest
try to be care free. But I am not perfect by any means
Mostly Greek.
I am 5'11
Always Outdoors
Favorite things to do are snowboard or mountain bike
Loves to travel
6 tattoos. (if you ask what they are you could probably get a good idea of the type of person I am)
LOVE TO LAUGH
My sense of humor can be a little twisted at times.^^^
Sarcasm ( to the point that I'm not sure if I'm kidding or just telling the truth in a more polite way)
I might be intelligent but that's your call??
Try to be easy to get along with
Always looking to make new friends
Always wanting to try new things
I want the attention of someone special
I drink my coffee black and my whiskey straight
I'm just another smart ass. But with a heart of gold. So I'm told.
But I'm pretty sure that my family loves me and they accept me for who I collectively am...and that is a a lover, a fighter, a flirt, a cook, a poet, a friend, a confidant and yes I dare say it...even a screw up!!!! If I like you I'll tell you that I do and to what extent, so with that said please don't assume anything about me because you'll end up being dead wrong 9 out of 10 times. .... ;-} There is more but you gotta leave some to the imagination. What else do you wanna know??

Living the dream or Dreaming the Life as they say.
By day I am the ring leader in a traveling circus.. At night I dawn my cape and run off to fight crime in the big city. Other than that I'm trying to find a partner in crime. Some one to go out and have some fun with. Someone to stay in with. Someone to come home too. Maybe cause some trouble but not get into any. Just trying to hang on for the great ride we call life.

Keeping my chin up, Growing a beard, Laughing at myself, Making light of the situation, BREAKING THE RULES, Seeing things from the other point of view. And being the most responsible and irresponsible person depending on the situation.

I'm not actually funny. I'm just mean and people think I'm joking
My tough guy scars
I've been told I have a good guy voice

Depends on the day

I Don't read as much as I should.

We can watch any movie you want. I'll get the popcorn.

MUSIC MAKES THE MOMENT!!!
Umphrey's Mcgee, Sublime, Nirvana, 311, Pretty Lights, Pepper, The Movement, The Books, Future Rock, The Offspring, Rise Against, System of a Down, The Expendables, OAR, Dispatch, Primus, Blink-182, (90's)Greenday, Theory Y, Lotus, Chili Peppers, Dispatch, Jack Johnson, Daft Punk, The Pixies, Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Necro, the beatles, Ratatat, Incubus, The Disco Biscuits, Keller Williams, STS9, deadmau5, The Doors, Attack Attack, Senses Fail, Smashing Pumpkins and a whole bunch more. I pretty much listen to anything

I LOVE ALL FOOD!!!!!
(except lima beans)

My truck
My family
A good Friend/GIRL
good whisky
The beach
COFFEE
Freshies!!

That order can always be re-arranged

The point where my life got so screwy. If I'm making the right choices. How I can take my business to the next level. BUT HEY LIFE IS ALL ABOUT GOING WITH THE FLOW. And learning as we go.

Anything from just hanging out with some close friends or strolling down to the local DIVE. Maybe at a bonfire or maybe out to see a show. Could be anything really. But mostly Concerts
My definition of fun is very broad

Just ask and I probably won't hold back. But honestly I'm looking for someone to be my friend someone I can connect with. Someone that isn't just gonna play games and be there when its convenient. If it gets serious... so be it. If its just fun. Then run with it

You are a Hell on Heels type of gal
You have you own style/look
You aren't afraid of a little spontaneity or You think you could get along with me and are a REAL person. You like fun things