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TheOralAchiever

26 Warrendale, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Construction
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's only a username people get your mind out of the gutter. It's supposed to be funny!! laugh a little. I've been told I have a way with words

First things first. I am far from perfect. I have many flaws. I don't ride a white horse and I am not your prince charming. But it doesn't mean I won't try like hell!!!!!!!!

Women always say how they want an honest guy. Well ladies you have found him. Just be careful what you wish for. I have a good career, My own car, and my own place to live. What more can girl ask for.

Chris...
I look terrible in pictires but clean up well in real life..
Originally from New Jersey (that should ween out the weak ones)
I like animals
I'm a little bit of everything and a whole lot of nothing
Kind of a guys guy
I'm witty and charmin
Blunt
care free.
Kinda Greek.
Always Outdoors
Favorite things to do are snowboard or mountain bike
A traveling man
I enjoy Craft Beers
6 tattoos
LOVE TO LAUGH
My sense of humor can be a little twisted at times.^^^
Sarcasm ( to the point that I'm not sure if I'm kidding or just telling the truth in a more polite way)
I drink my coffee black and my whiskey straight
I'm just another smart ass. But with a heart of gold. So I'm told.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the dream or Dreaming the Life as they say.
By day I am the ring leader in a traveling circus.. At night I dawn my cape and run off to fight crime in the big city. Other than that I'm trying to find a partner in crime. Some one to go out and have some fun with. Someone to stay in with. Maybe cause some trouble but not get into any. Just trying to hang on for the great ride we call life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping my chin up, Growing a beard, Laughing at myself, BREAKING THE RULES,
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not actually funny. I'm just mean and people think I'm joking
My tough guy scars
I've been told I have a good guy voice

Depends on the day
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I Don't read as much as I should.

We can watch any movie you want. I'll get the popcorn.

MUSIC MAKES THE MOMENT!!!
Umphrey's Mcgee, Sublime, The Lumineers, Nirvana, 311, Pretty Lights, Pepper, The Movement, The Books, Future Rock, The Offspring, Rise Against, System of a Down, The Expendables, OAR, Dispatch, Primus, Blink-182, (90's)Greenday, Theory Y, Lotus, Chili Peppers, Dispatch, Jack Johnson, Daft Punk, The Pixies, Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, The Beatles, Ratatat, Incubus, The Disco Biscuits, Keller Williams, STS9, deadmau5, The Doors, Attack Attack, Senses Fail, Smashing Pumpkins and a whole bunch more. I pretty much listen to anything

I like food in general. So If you would like to introduce me to something new. Please take the initiative and do so.. PLEASE!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My truck
My family
A good Friend
COFFEE
good whisky
The beach
Freshies!!

That order can always be re-arranged
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next tattoo

The point where my life got so screwy. If I'm making the right choices. How I can take my business to the next level. BUT HEY LIFE IS ALL ABOUT GOING WITH THE FLOW. And learning as we go.

It is a man's job to respect a woman. It is her job to give him something to respect
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have come to learn that nothing in my life is typical anymore.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I feel like I put too much effort into this.

Just ask and I probably won't hold back. But honestly I'm looking for someone to be my friend someone I can connect with. Someone that isn't just gonna play games and be there when its convenient. If it gets serious... so be it. If its just fun. Then run with it
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You receive a message from me...
You are a Hell on Heels type of gal
You have you own style/look
You aren't afraid of a little spontaneity or You think you could get along with me and are a REAL person. You like fun things

I LIKE ASSERTIVE WOMEN