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TheOsirisCode

19 M Kamloops, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Dec 28, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am the Grand Overlord Master of Mordor Infinite, ruling over the world. I was the one who designed the Ultimate Doom Cannon, designed to blast cheese wheels at unsuspecting politicians. Very stressed out as well. Life's a complete drag most of the time.

I'm kind of messed up in the head a little, so if you decide to talk to me, be warned. I have a bad tendency to ramble.
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for work, making plans, and generally wanting a freakin' sandwich. Good thing there's a Subway not far away!
I’m really good at
Writing, fine construction (Models, mini structures, furniture), the details, *RULING AN ALTERNATE WORLD.*
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually very helpful, offering assistance whenever I can.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Linkin Park, Ellegarden, Nickelback, Carlos Santana.

STARGATE SG-1, FIREFLY, STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION, DOCTOR WHO, STARGATE ATLANTIS, STAR TREK DS9, STAR TREK VOYAGER, STAR TREK ENTERPRISE, FARSCAPE, SANCTUARY. There are others, but I can't remember them at this point in time.
The six things I could never do without
My computers, for without them, the realm of Mordor Infinite would fall to the insidious forces of the Cheese Dominion.

My family, for they forged me into the Overlord Master that I am.

My church, for only they can bestow true power. Mine is only tech-based, unfortunately.

My work, for without it, I WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN GRANTED THE ABILITY TO BE A GRAND OVERLORD MASTER!

Books, for they hold the knowledge to subjugate the world!

Movies, for some truly peer into the souls of men.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y96WY5Do_bs

This song touched me in a way I understand, a way that many prefer not to see. It won't change if we keep looking away. If we stand together, the world can change.
On a typical Friday night I am
Really not doing much. Usually PLOTTING TO CONTROL MARS.
(Actually true. I play Earth 2160, and MARS IS HARD TO CONQUER.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm terrified of carnival clowns. Not circus or rodeo clowns, but friggin' carnival clowns.

I have eaten enough cheese to have cheese-induced nightmares for two weeks. THEY ARE HORRIFICLY... weird.

I nerded out on my roadcrew foreman once. He looked like he was about to have an aneurysm.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating