I am the Grand Overlord Master of Mordor Infinite, ruling over the
world. I was the one who designed the Ultimate Doom Cannon,
designed to blast cheese wheels at unsuspecting politicians. Very
stressed out as well. Life's a complete drag most of the
I'm kind of messed up in the head a little, so if you decide to
talk to me, be warned. I have a bad tendency to ramble.
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for work, making plans, and generally wanting a freakin'
sandwich. Good thing there's a Subway not far away!
I’m really good at
Writing, fine construction (Models, mini structures, furniture),
the details, *RULING AN ALTERNATE WORLD.*
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually very helpful, offering assistance whenever I can.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Linkin Park, Ellegarden, Nickelback,
STARGATE SG-1, FIREFLY, STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION, DOCTOR WHO,
STARGATE ATLANTIS, STAR TREK DS9, STAR TREK VOYAGER, STAR TREK
ENTERPRISE, FARSCAPE, SANCTUARY. There are others, but I can't
remember them at this point in time.
The six things I could never do without
My computers, for without them, the realm of Mordor Infinite would
fall to the insidious forces of the Cheese Dominion.
My family, for they forged me into the Overlord Master that I
My church, for only they can bestow true power. Mine is only
My work, for without it, I WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN GRANTED THE
ABILITY TO BE A GRAND OVERLORD MASTER!
Books, for they hold the knowledge to subjugate the world!
Movies, for some truly peer into the souls of men.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This song touched me in a way I understand, a way that many prefer
not to see. It won't change if we keep looking away. If we stand
together, the world can change.
On a typical Friday night I am
Really not doing much. Usually PLOTTING TO CONTROL MARS.
(Actually true. I play Earth 2160, and MARS IS HARD TO CONQUER.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm terrified of carnival clowns. Not circus or rodeo clowns, but
friggin' carnival clowns.
I have eaten enough cheese to have cheese-induced nightmares for
two weeks. THEY ARE HORRIFICLY... weird.
I nerded out on my roadcrew foreman once. He looked like he was
about to have an aneurysm.