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21 Tacoma, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I like drawing comics and making things. Rain is good, snow is not, and chances are I'm going to be enjoying the weather that makes you want to light yourself on fire.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm looking for somewhere to relocate while I figure out what to do with myself.

In the meantime, there's lots of arting, not nearly enough writing, and some action figure customizing to keep me busy. I like scouting forest and beech scenery, too. Adventure!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with horrible puns off the cuff. Taking things apart and having extra pieces when I put them back together.

I like trying new things, especially if I'm not good at them. Sucking is a good icebreaker.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have Superhero Voice when I get excited about stuff, or if I'm on the phone. I also have a nice butt, apparently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TMNT, Community, Orange is the new Black.

I like to read Neil Gaiman, John Scalzi, and Stephen King, although I like Audiobooks better.

Lots of different music. Depends on the mood. Beat-heavy stuff like Azaelia Banks, Janelle Monae, Speaker Junkies, Ska or rock like Sublime, The Offspring, Cake. I'm a huge Yoshida Brothers fan.

Pizza and burgers are my favorite things. I will likely die an obese, mizerly death, cloistered away in my Pizza Box fortress, surrounded by action figures and the sigils of my fallen enemies.

I also like comics and RPG's.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Drawing Music
Thrilling Escapades of the Imagination
Stat Cards. It's way easier than remembering things about people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Story ideas I should totally be writing about, what I can pull off of one thing to make another thing cooler, where I should go to find something interesting to do, and why the mysterious old man gave me a map to the lost pirate treasure, but didn't ask if I could read sanskrit. What a dick.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Elbow-deep in a pile of action figure guts and paint splotches that used to be my computer desk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The first time I saw the cautionary comma sentence "Let eat Grandpa", I laughed until I hurt.

I think words like "Gnarly" and "Bangin'" are cool.

Also, spoiler alert, I'm socially inept.
You should message me if
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You can exorcise a cursed pirate's tormented soul, or read Sanskrit.

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