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TheParallaxII

27 M Burbank, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Esperanto (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Disclaimer: Beware of the flashes of awesomeness contained in this profile. Condensing the entire person of Kyle into these little boxes could have cataclysmic results...you have been warned.

Who is Kyle? No one really knows but there have been numerous theories, ideas, and mathematical equations that have been invented in order to attempt deciphering his enigmatic existence ever since the dawn of time.
He's made claims to be all at once a devout cinephile (rumored to be a sexual attraction to the art of film), a live music enthusiast (turns into a swaying hippie whenever notes are played), a world traveler with an uncontrollable sense of wanderlust (no culture is safe from his impending force), an amateur electric bass player (he overcompensates with an unnecessary 6-string bass guitar), a repressed stand up comedian (thinks his insights on life are hilarious), a political/news junkie, a pseudo-philosopher (he eats therefore he is), a combination of a nerd, geek, and dork (some people call it a Nordeek), and an all around kind, loyal, and honest gentleman (chivalry isn't dead, it just smells funny).
What I’m doing with my life
Exiting Third Person (because that would certainly get annoying).

As of right now I'm an aspiring Film Producer working my way through the painful, soul crushing, and unforgiving world of entertainment working in development for a Producer. I've had lucky opportunities to work with numerous creatives and business types and will continue on this positive trajectory into the fame I so rightly deserve. Or just a comfortable living working in entertainment will suffice.

Just finished a Producing program through UCLA Extension and continue to be creative on the side whether it's accompanying a Cabaret/Burlesque show with my bass guitar or writing a new script idea with my writing partner or helping numerous friends with their creative endeavors (either stage managing a play, assisting on any technical equipment for a film, or consulting on a project).
I’m really good at
Witticisms, intellectual banter, unnecessary movie knowledge, pop culture references, inappropriate uses of sarcasm, playing the bass guitar, organizing group events, travel planning, and probably other things
The first things people usually notice about me
The hair...always the hair. They usually say something along the lines of "you better appreciate your hair," accompanied with a grimacing look and a snide attitude in their newly found sarcastic dialect.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I Lucifer, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Stranger in a Strange Land, Game of Thrones, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Blood Meridian, Lord of the Rings, Calvin & Hobbes, The Watchmen

Movies: Too many to name so here are some filmmakers I'm quite fond of- Terry Gilliam, The Coen Brothers, Martin Scorsese, Billy Wilder, Stanley Kubrick, Chan Wook-Park, Sergio Leone, John Ford, Alfred Hitchcock, Paul Thomas Anderson, Charlie Chaplin, Fritz Lang, Mike Leigh, Marcel Carne, Akira Kurosawa, John-Pierre Melville, Orson Welles, Sam Peckinpah, Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger, Louis Malle, Lars Von Trier, Spike Jonze, Quentin Tarantino, Richard Linklater, Wes Anderson, Whit Stillman, David Fincher, Noah Baumbach, Howard Hawks, Ernst Lubitsch, Frank Capra, Terrence Malick, Edgar Wright, Danny Boyle, Henri-Georges Clouzot, Roman Polanski, Peter Weir, William Friedkin, Andrea Arnold, David Lynch, Darren Aronofsky, Francois Truffaut, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, Federico Fellini, David Lean, James L. Brooks, Woody Allen, John Huston, Werner Herzog, Krzysztof Kieslowski, Jim Jarmusch, Alfonso Cuaron, David Cronenberg, Wim Wenders, Elia Kazan, Preston Sturges, Michael Curtiz, and many more

TV Shows: Game of Thrones, True Detective, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Louie, South Park, Fargo, Seinfeld, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Deadwood, Battlestar Galactica, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Venture Brothers, Archer, Orange is the New Black, The Wire, The Sopranos, Justified, Veep, Silicon Valley, Masters of Sex, Homeland, Lost, Parks & Recreation, The League, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Bob's Burgers, Hannibal, Penny Dreadful, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, New Girl

Music: Too eclectic to really give you an idea but it ranges from classical to jazz to progressive rock to piano rock to almost anything really.
The six things I could never do without
Freedom of mobility, personal responsibility, some sort of entertainment (books, movies, television, music, etc.), a sense of humor, friends & family, and bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Time traveling paradoxes, zombie apocalypse planning, which House in Game of Thrones I'd be part of, when will the Comic Book film craze implode, whether or not the new Star Wars will be any good, incessantly contemplating how Channing Tatum has an acting career, the things I'd do if there was a gun to my head, and many other oddities
On a typical Friday night I am
The people who answer this with umbrage at the mere suggestion they could even have a typical Friday night are the people who are sitting at home watching Netflix and are ashamed. Well I'm not ashamed of it...bring on the Netflix (it understands me and yet often times doesn't with its recommendations).

On occasion my Friday might consist of live shows (jazz, Burlesque, concerts), new restaurant adventures, occasionally a dive bar visit, or a visit to an actual movie theater.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm the mustache-less Ron Swanson (or when I do have a mustache I am Ron Swanson)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you appreciate a good sense of humor, intellectual conversation, artistic culture, all sorts of entertainment, and if you're looking for credible candidates to be part of your zombie apocalypse brigade.