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TheParallaxII

27 M Burbank, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Esperanto (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer: Condensing the entire entity of Kyle into tiny boxes of information could have a side effect of dangerous flashes of nuclear awesomeness on occasion. You have been warned.

Who is Kyle? No one really knows but there have been numerous theories, ideas, and mathematical equations invented over the course of his history attempting to decipher his enigmatic existence.
He's made claims to be all at once a devout cinephile (rumored to be a sexual attraction to the art of film), a live music enthusiast (turns into a swaying hippie whenever notes are played), a world traveler with an uncontrollable sense of wanderlust (no culture is safe from his impending force), an amateur electric bass player (he overcompensates with an unnecessary 6-string bass guitar), a repressed stand up comedian (thinks his insights on life are hilarious), a political/news junkie, a pseudo-philosopher (he eats therefore he is), a combination of a nerd, geek, and dork (some people call it a Nordeek), and an all around kind, loyal, and honest gentleman (chivalry isn't dead, it just smells funny).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Exiting Third Person (because that would certainly get annoying).

As of right now I'm an aspiring Film Producer working my way through the painful, soul crushing, and unforgiving world of entertainment working in development. I've had lucky opportunities to work with numerous creatives and business types and will continue on this positive trajectory into the fame I so rightly deserve. Or just a comfortable living working in entertainment will suffice.

Just finished a Producing program through UCLA Extension and continue to be creative on the side whether it's accompanying a Cabaret/Burlesque/Musical show with my bass guitar or writing a new script idea with my writing partner or helping numerous friends with their creative endeavors (either stage managing a play, assisting on any technical equipment for a film, or consulting on a project).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Witticisms, intellectual banter, unnecessary movie knowledge, pop culture references, inappropriate uses of sarcasm (and appropriate uses), playing the bass guitar, organizing group events, travel planning, and probably other things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The hair...always the hair. They usually say something along the lines of "you better appreciate your hair," accompanied with a grimacing look and a snide attitude in their newly found sarcastic dialect.

Beyond the physical you'll definitely notice my dark, sarcastic, and dry sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I Lucifer, A Confederacy of Dunces, Brave New World, The Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Stranger in a Strange Land, Game of Thrones, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, 1984, Blood Meridian, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Catch-22, Lord of the Rings, Pillowman, The Things They Carried, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, The Giver, Calvin & Hobbes, The Watchmen, From Hell, Wanted

Movies: Too many to name but if you test me with an obscure film I bet you I've seen it.

TV Shows: Game of Thrones, True Detective, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, The Knick, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Louie, South Park, Doctor Who, Fargo, Seinfeld, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Deadwood, Battlestar Galactica, Arrested Development, Luther, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Halt & Catch Fire, Venture Brothers, Archer, Orange is the New Black, The Wire, The Sopranos, Justified, Veep, Silicon Valley, Masters of Sex, Homeland, Lost, Parks & Recreation, The League, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Bob's Burgers, Hannibal, Penny Dreadful, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, New Girl

Music: Too eclectic to really give you an idea but it ranges from classical to jazz to progressive rock to piano rock to almost anything really.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Freedom of mobility, personal responsibility, some sort of entertainment (books, movies, television, music, etc.), a sense of humor, friends & family, and bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time traveling paradoxes, death, the infinite Universe, parallel universes, zombie apocalypse planning, which House in Game of Thrones I'd be part of, when will the Comic Book film craze implode, whether or not the new Star Wars will be any good, incessantly contemplating how Channing Tatum has an acting career, the things I'd do if there was a gun to my head, different recipes on how to effectively use bacon, and many other oddities
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The people who answer this with umbrage at the mere suggestion they could even have a typical Friday night are the people who are sitting at home watching Netflix and are ashamed. Well I'm not ashamed of it...bring on the Netflix (it understands me and yet often times doesn't with its recommendations).

On occasion my Friday might consist of live shows (jazz, Burlesque, concerts), new restaurant adventures, occasionally a dive bar visit, or a visit to an actual movie theater.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the mustache-less Ron Swanson (or when I do have a mustache I am Ron Swanson)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you appreciate a good sense of humor, intellectual conversation, artistic culture, all sorts of entertainment, and if you're looking for credible candidates to be part of your zombie apocalypse brigade.