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TheParthenon

26 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Sign Language

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My self-summary
My name is Katie and I like pizza, muppets, and sleeping. I might overuse the word YIKES, but sometimes it's the only fitting word to describe humans and the crazy things they do. There's no other word quite like it.

I love Radiolab and This American Life, and I'd like to train my brain to narrate my thoughts in Jad Abumrad's voice. I like to run, then come back home and eat a Cup O'Noodles. I'm a bit of a homebody. And I love books. A lot!
What I’m doing with my life
Currently, I'm learning ASL and trying to improve my ukulele skills! But also working for a non-profit theater company, which is great since I have a degree in playwriting (useful!) I get the feeling that someday I'll want to explore something else, like culinary school or jam-making. I'm pretty into jam.
I’m really good at
Embarrassing myself. Recovering quickly from said embarrassments. Eating. Defending the Oxford Comma.
The first things people usually notice about me
My pupils are huge! Also, I look like a muppet (one of the best compliments, in my opinion.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Sun Also Rises, Everything Matters!, This is How You Lose Her, The Stand

The Muppets Take Manhattan, Tootsie, Clueless, Big

Ryan Adams, Rilo Kiley, Elliott Smith, the bluegrass station on Pandora (that counts, right?)

All food. With the exception of olives. But everything else. No joke, I have no food shame.

Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Six Feet Under

Also, this is the greatest thing that has ever been said on TV.
The six things I could never do without
iPod. Sweater. Writing materials. Coffee. Scrabble. My glasses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How Buzzfeed knows exactly what I want to read at all times.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully having a fun time! This includes but is not limited to cooking dinner, seeing a play, going to the movies, having a Jeopardy marathon, hanging with pals, and sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still listen to Third Eye Blind and watch shows on ABC Family. Yikes.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you love books. It's important!