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ThePhage

29 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Working on university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I tend to over think things a little, if you can bare with me things work out. I take words like loyalty and friendship seriously. If I ever call someone a friend, it is forever.

I am a nerd and a geek. I don't hide it, nor would I try. Being intelligent is an asset, and anyone who thinks otherwise hasn't been paying attention.

I am allergic to dogs. It's okay if you have them, just don't be covered in fur and expect to cuddle, I love to cuddle, but I wont die for it. I'll suffer for it, but not die.

I have a few of tattoos, all are nerdy or geeky in nature. I plan to have many more. So far I have The Dark Mark (on my left forearm of course), a fell-beast and the Eye of Sauron (on my right forearm) the flag and hawk of House Atreides, and The crossed swords and globe of Battle School (left and right biceps respectively). Me newest is on my the back of my left shoulder, it is a combo piece between Doctor Who and Full Metal Alchemist. It is the State Alchemist pocket watch twinned with the Gallifreyan pocket watch.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, fun, life? It's hard to be specific here, it changes depending on the time of the year.

I prepare Taxes for money. Its very glamorous.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am that guy you hate for being good at a lot of things.
Or the guy you hate because he thinks he is good at a lot of things.

Don't worry though, for some reason foreign languages and I do not mix. Also I have very little artistic talent. I cannot draw/paint/sculpt, I cannot play any instruments, I can very rarely keep a beat, and the only time I am on pitch (I don't even know if that is the right word. Key maybe?) is when completing a GhostBusters II quote. I have references to back this up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height. Being short seems to stand out.

Its also disheartening how many women still think being tall is a prerequisite for dating. I understand wanting to look up into someones eyes, but if that's a deal breaker, I think it's pretty shallow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: I read far too much to list here, and I can't pick favorites. A small glimpse maybe?

LOTR Trilogy, The Hobbit, Narnia Series, Wicked, Son of a Witch, A Lion Among Men, The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (I read most of them, not all) The Complete Works of Lewis Carroll, The Iliad and The Odyssey, Dune, The Neverending Story, The Dark Tower Series, Hearts in Atlantis.

That is just the top shelf of the ones above my computer. I have 3 more shelves there, a bookcase behind my bed, 3 overflowing bookcases in my basement. Plus my Kindle. I read a lot.

Fantasy and Sci-fi are the biggest genre in my library but I read a lot more than just that.

MOVIES: If there is a movie of a book I have read, I probably liked it. Again, it is hard for me to pick favorites, but the single movie I could watch everyday, The Princess Bride. Sci-fi and Fantasy again, and as before, I am not really limited to that.

MUSIC: I am mostly a rock guy. I am definitely a Queen fan.

FOODS: Italian because it is what I grew up on. Tacos. Steak and potatoes. I just tend to eat a lot more than most people would assume I would. I am like a Hobbit that way.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't like this section, I think too literally into what I want, and then end up with things physically required for life, like air and food and water. Besides why 6? why not 5, or 7, or 42? This is me over thinking things. I could go on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life in general, a lot to do with fate and free choice, how to live my life. And the stars. No not the people in Hollywood, the giant burning balls of fire in the heavens, they are amazing. Also, would Jurassic Park work if it was only herbivores?

UPDATE: Apparently some of those herbivores would still be destroying things and killing people/lawyers. So, what about the medium to small ones? The pursuit of theoretical Jurassic Park continues.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either with some friends, maybe watching a movie, or writing, reading a book, or working. I'm up for something new if you have any ideas, but I hear the mortality rate on under-water basket weaving is too high.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I gave up drinking. Tt caused me a lot of trouble, so I quit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to. If you find me interesting, hell if you think you hate me, feel free to tell me. I won't give a damn, but hey, why not.