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49 M Sherman Oaks, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 29–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know. My OKC name is obnoxious, but this is L.A. This is what women want, according to a woman I met here, so deal with it.

OR, would you believe my name is really "Richard Fun" but I mistyped it?

Anyway, let's move on with the profile:

They say a cynic is nothing more than a disappointed romantic. That may be true. I'm a rogue male in search of my muse. A financially secure man who makes no apologies for being a man, seeking a real, smart, sensual, secure woman who knows who she is and what that entails. I'm also a very private man, but more on that later.

Before we get too far, know that I'm definitely not the muscle-headed, stubble-faced man-child wannabe actor tending bar and working for tips. I'm old school. The dark haired stranger whose strands of silver are finally making him look more grown up. The type that calls the next day if it was good and sends flowers if it was fantastic. Definitely more James Bond than Chuck Norris, I've been told I'm physically more a mix of a Euro-American looking type, which means I lean more to the "olive" than "pasty white" on the complexion scale.

I don't work in an office and since none of my clients are here in L.A., OKC is just about my only local social outlet. So here I am.

The way I see it, relationship math works out like this:
I make you feel good + You make me feel good = Wonderful.
Yeah, it really is that simple.

Although I don't care about age, I seem to relate best to women (and people in general) in their 30's and early 40's because that's when people seem to be really dynamic and interesting (or maybe because a lot of my clients are in that range?). Twenty-somethings are nice, too, but only if we can hold each other's interest (to be fair, I guess I could get accused of cradle-robbing, but in fact I've met some wonderful, interesting, fun women who were in their 20's -- what am I going to do, NOT meet up with them?). So if I've contacted you and you're wondering "what's this older guy doing contacting me," now you know.

I could just as easily be your friend as fall in love with you. Which means if you'd rather just be a pal or a playmate (of all kinds), by all means approach, even if it's just a chat here on OKC (assuming my chat button is on).

As for my profession, I solve problems for businesses when nobody else can, mainly because I have this knack for seeing things from all kinds of different perspectives. At first I thought it was a personality flaw, but then I turned it into a career. I really enjoy it. I've also lied about my age. So there.

Funniest reply I've ever gotten here is from one woman who cracked, "It's okay to have Daddy long as you find the right Daddy." And yeah, it really does happen in real life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
NOT spending it rooting for some football or basketball team, I can guarantee you that. We spend more time in the earth than on it, and sitting in the bleachers watching a bunch of over-inked goons play games is not my idea of optimizing pleasure.

Remember that great line from As Good As It Gets where Jack Nicholson's character tells Helen Hunt's, "You make me want to be a better man"? Yeah, that.

I have no baggage. No drama. A few strange and funny stories, though. I don't do mud runs or sky diving, because I've nothing left to prove -- and nothing is sadder than someone past 40 who still craves approval.

I don't donate to charities, because the people who run them are often thieves and miscreants. I do mentor a lot of new, young, struggling owners with their businesses because I think that's the most effective way for me to give back. I've even met some of them here.

Also, I think the beach is way overrated.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting you at ease. Making you feel fabulous. Understanding heartache. Knowing that nothing makes a man feel like a man more than knowing he's made a woman really happy.

Hey, wanna see me make you smile? Watch this:

You're smiling....
....aren't you?
You are, right?
Come onnnnn.
See? Told ya.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...the smirk on my face, the sparkle in my eye, the tongue in my cheek. I also get a lot of compliments on my hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TED talks, although I skip the ones that have to do with over-discussed third world issues, extreme poverty, man-made end-of-the-world scenarios or idiots who think that downsizing one's living space is some sort of grand accomplishment.
Movies: GoodFellas, Zardoz, Heat, What the Bleep Do We Know, The Great Race, The Artist, The Sixth Sense, Walk Hard, Hoffman, Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I don't do chick flicks because I'm not gay.
Food: Italian gets me every time. I fear no gluten.
Music: I regret that most people use music as a crutch to avoid real interaction with the world and others. I like music, but unlike so many others here, it's not my religion. Then again, this may be my favorite song of all time.
Books: Biographies, mostly. Everyone's got an interesting story, including you, I bet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Freedom.

And five other things I could tell you, but prefer to show you in real time because they involve pillows.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game. it's okay for a man to be a man and a woman to be a woman without all that politically correct nonsense. If you've ever been in a real man/real woman relationship, you probably spend a fair amount of time thinking about it -- and wanting it -- too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...the very same man I was Thursday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I consider the three greatest inventions of all time to be the wheel, the internet and the Brazilian Wax...but not necessarily in that order.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a real woman, as opposed to a little girl looking to be rescued.
You agree that most men in West Los Angeles are actually more like women with penises.
You prefer men to cats.
You're not bitter.
You're Sapiosexual.

Anyway, if you're too shy to reach out, drop a reasonable hint that even a moron could get and I'll take it from there. If I don't answer, it's probably saving you a lot of time, believe me.