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45 Sherman Oaks, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Looking for someone who will grab on tight and ride off into the sunset with me.

Before we get too far, know that I'm definitely not the muscle-headed, stubble-faced man-child wannabe actor tending bar and working for tips. I'm old school. The financially secure dark haired stranger whose strands of silver are finally making him look more grown up. The type that calls the next day if it was good and sends flowers if it was fantastic.

I don't work in an office. My time is my own. And since none of my clients are here in L.A., OKC is just about my only social outlet. So here I am.

As for my profession, I solve problems for businesses when nobody else can, mainly because I have this knack for seeing things from all kinds of different perspectives. At first I thought it was a personality flaw, but then I turned it into a career. I really enjoy it.

I've also entered my age wrong, but you probably fibbed about your body type, so we're even.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making the world -- including yours -- a much better place.
I'm NOT spending it rooting for some football or basketball team, I can guarantee you that. We spend more time in the earth than on it, and sitting in the bleachers watching a bunch of over-inked goons play games is not my idea of optimizing pleasure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting you at ease. Making you feel fabulous. Understanding heartache. Knowing that nothing makes a man feel like a man more than knowing he's made a woman really happy.

Hey, wanna see me make you smile? Watch this:

You're smiling....
....aren't you?
You are, right?
Come onnnnn.
See? Told ya.
The first things people usually notice about me
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...the smirk on my face, the sparkle in my eye, the tongue in my cheek. I also get a lot of compliments on my hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TED talks, although I skip the ones that have to do with over-discussed third world issues, extreme poverty, man-made end-of-the-world scenarios or dopes who think that downsizing one's living space is some sort of grand accomplishment.
Movies: GoodFellas, Zardoz, Heat, What the Bleep Do We Know, The Great Race, The Artist, The Sixth Sense, Walk Hard, Hoffman, Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I don't do chick flicks because I'm not gay.
Food: Italian gets me every time. I fear no gluten.
Music: I regret that most people use music as a crutch to avoid real interaction with the world and others. I like music, but unlike so many others here, it's not my religion. Then again, this may be my favorite song of all time.
Books: Biographies, mostly. Everyone's got an interesting story, including you, I bet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Freedom.

And five other things I could tell you, but prefer to show you in real time because they involve pillows.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mostly, I think about falling in love again I'm probably the man you're looking for, but will likely get passed by because, regrettably, I'm not as photogenic as I should be and this is online dating, where visuals rule.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...the very same man I was Thursday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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1. Most people probably find me intimidating at first.

2. I consider the three greatest inventions of all time to be the wheel, the internet and the Brazilian Wax...but not necessarily in that order.
You should message me if
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You're a real woman, as opposed to a little girl looking to be rescued.
You agree that most men in West Los Angeles are actually more like women with penises.
You prefer men to cats.
You're not bitter.
You're Sapiosexual.
You're done having kids and/or don't want any more kids.
You're looking for someone with whom you can ride off into the sunset.

Anyway, if you're too shy to reach out, drop a reasonable hint that even a moron could get and I'll take it from there. If I don't answer, it's probably saving you a lot of time, believe me.

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