Before we get too far, know that I'm definitely not the muscle-headed, stubble-faced man-child wannabe actor tending bar and working for tips. I'm old school. The financially secure dark haired stranger whose strands of silver are finally making him look more grown up. The type that calls the next day if it was good and sends flowers if it was fantastic.
I don't work in an office. My time is my own. And since none of my clients are here in L.A., OKC is just about my only social outlet. So here I am.
As for my profession, I solve problems for businesses when nobody else can, mainly because I have this knack for seeing things from all kinds of different perspectives. At first I thought it was a personality flaw, but then I turned it into a career. I really enjoy it.
I've also entered my age wrong, but you probably fibbed about your body type, so we're even.