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ThePunchline

32 M Clackamas, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jan 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a freelance writer that enjoys staying at home but still takes the time to hang with friends and be a goof. I also read a lot, watch copious amounts of movies, play video games and tell wiener jokes on a local geek podcast.

I have both a serious and outgoing aspect to my personality, and I try to get along with everyone I meet. That said, I have a small circle of people I spend time with and prefer it that way.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm getting my life on track for awesomeness, taking risks and trying new things. Currently, I'm a freelance writer and barstool activist.

I tend to take life as it comes, but I'm pursuing my dreams and have plenty of goals.
I’m really good at
Trivia, wang jokes, listening, being a dork and making toast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm an eclectic, so there's a lot I'm interested in. None of these picks are really my top choices, they're just the first things to pop in my head.

Authors: Philip K. Dick, Ray Bradbury, Carl Sagan, George Orwell, Mark Twain, Cormac McCarthy, Elmore Leonard, Evelyn Waugh, Connie Willis, Terry Pratchett, George R.R. Martin, Douglas Adams, Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman

Comics: Preacher, The Boys, Transmetropolitan, The Authority, Hellblazer, Sandman, Planetary, Sweet Tooth, Morning Glories, Chew, Walking Dead, Invincible, Empowered

Movies: The Royal Tenenbaums, Life Aquatic, Rushmore, Slacker, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Inglorious Basterds, The Dark Knight, Batman Begins, The Prestige, The Wrestler, Requiem for a Dream, Pi, Sin City, Machete, Grindhouse, Hobo with a Shotgun, 13 Assassins, Oldboy, American Splendor, A History of Violence, The Fifth Element, Blade Runner, Dr. Strangelove, 2001, Clockwork Orange

Music: The Replacements, Husker Du, Prince, The Time, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Iggy Pop, The Who, Wu-Tang, Boogie Down Productions, Beastie Boys, Radiohead, , The Kinks, Gogol Bordello, The Descendents, Black Flag, Dead Kennedys, Fear, Refused, Fugazi, Minor Threat.

Food: Italian, Thai, Chinese, Greek, Persian.
The six things I could never do without
Friends, a good book, humor, Hawaiian and bowling shirts, shorts, gaming
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cats. Wu-Tang. Ninjas with squeaky shoes. Cosby sweaters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing sappy poetry to my first true love: Angela Lansbury.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like what read/see, or if you just want to chat. I'm a fun guy that gives everyone a chance, and I love meeting new people. I always respond to messages.