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ThePurpleProphe

45 / M / straight / Single

Columbus, Ohio

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
—
Sign
Leo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Transportation
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Kids
Has children
Pets
Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English

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I am intelligent, interesting, and understanding.

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My Self-Summary

Disregard the links to my awesome test. Just click on the test I've take button and scroll all the way dwon to the bottom. I'm too lazy to delete the links I listed below, plus I don't want to lose any letters I've used towards becoming 100%. Please for the sake of my self-esteem if you choose to rate me, please lie and give me 5 stars for both my looks and personality. I have 4 real nice test for the girls to take. They are a little kinky so be fore-warned. I reference them again later. I am honest, girls like that right. I am very honest. Super honest. And very trust-worthy. And I write some kinky test. If you have gotten this far in my profile then send me a message. Stop looking at the ugly pictures of me and send me a message already. I am the classic under-achiever. For whatever reason since leaving the Navy 15 years ago I have strived to do nothing at all. The only thing I am good at is being a dad.

What I’m doing with my life

Just work and hanging with my three kids. I'm also on the computer doing Ebay stuff or here on OKCupid. If you've gotten this far then send me a message. Not losing the weight I need to lose to be healthy. Driving around in circles.

Lately I've been spending a great deal of time with my kids doing soccer and running track.

I still need to lose some weight.

I’m really good at

Imagining that I'm good at something. Well I do have a special raman chicken noodles recipe. I can also play a mean air guitar on my steering wheel. Did I mention I can give a great massage? I'm also good at being submissive. Asking to get messages.

I'm also very good at telling erotic stories. If you would like your own personalized story, just give me some background information and I'll make a story just for you. (females only)

It appears I really good at taking the I.Q. Adventure test. Here are my results. http://www.okcupid.com/iq-adventure-test?score=194615180

The first things people usually notice about me

My gut. Then they notice how funny I am. I can get into an elevator full of people and just start cracking jokes. By the time they get off they are usually laughing. I'll occasionaly get the "what the hell did you say" look, but it's all good. Also they notice that I never get any messages.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Don't laugh, but I like reference books. The Lord of the Ring series. Science fantasy. I watch mostly action movies, but will also take in a good comedy from time to time. I get into late 70's and 80's hard rock, glam rock, hair metal from the 80's and old school rap. I can listen to just about anything from Beethoven to ACDC to Charlie Daniels Band. As far as food goes, pizza, steak, cheeseburgers, lasagna, and most junk food. And the message book.

The six things I could never do without

My three kids, my computer, sports (watching), sports cards, my right hand and music. And messages.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Being [tied up], [tickled] and [teased]. Girls that wear pink lip gloss. [Handcuffs]. Latex and leather. Wondering if anyone is taking my test. Wondering if anyone will email me just to talk. Trying to lose weight without any change in my lifestyle. I really do need to lose some weight. If anyone has ever read my profile because no one has emailed me and said "hey I read your profile and find you..."

On a typical Friday night I am

Sitting at the computer on Ebay or a dating site hoping someone is blind enough they can't see my picture. Exercising my right hand. Updating my profile and trying to make it more interesting. Wondering if anyone will message me. Fridays is usually pizza night.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

My doctor has told me to lose weight or my time may be coming soon, and I still can't lose the weight. If you can motivate me to lose weight through email messages I will help you publish a weight lose book and we can be famous and rich! I don't get messages.

If you promise to keep a secret - I'm Spiderman. I now realize how lame that sounds. I'm not really Spiderman. Really, I'm not.

You should message me if

If you can mold people. I need molded. No, really I'll talk to anybody, anywhere. So don't be shy and hit me up. I spend a lot of time on the internet and will talk to anyone. I like stories; if you have a story to tell fact or fiction I'll listen. Also email me if you can help me understand myself. And, if you are a tease. And are a more agressive woman by nature. I also like stalkers. I don't get enough. Also message me to get my ass motivated to lose some weight. Added: Someone send me a message...please.

Okay, someone help me with my essay here. I've recieved one message in the last month.

Update: I've recieved 5 messages in the calendar year 2008. Maybe if was normal and I wrote a normal profile then I'd get more hits.

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