-Mature Themes (such as mutual respect, communication, and trust)
-Language May Offend (I don't pull punches, or stay away from tough subjects)
-Sexual Violence (the fun kind)
-Some Scary Scenes (if you ever see me cook or attempt to dance)
"Matt's a lot like 50 Shades of Grey...except not fiction. And he actually knows what he's doing. And he's not poorly written. (pause) So he's a lot unlike 50 Shades of Grey." - Jessica
The Obligatory Bio:
I'm not like most of the guys you'll see on here, which will either be refreshing, or disappointing to you. I don't spend hours a day chasing tail by sending hundreds of form letter style messages hoping that one or two women will respond to inane comments about pretty eyes or big breasts I'd like to motorboat and will be foolish enough to have sex with me. Quite frankly, I'm not desperate, and not looking for just sex (though it is an important part of a balanced breakfast...I mean...relationship).
I like to have conversations with people. IF YOU WANT TO CHAT, TURN YOUR IM OPTION ON, OR SEND ME A MESSAGE IF I DON'T MESSAGE YOU FIRST. By definition I'm a professional talker, but wouldn't be successful at that if I wasn't, first and foremost, great at actually listening to people. Beware, I often play devil's advocate to really challenge you to understand your beliefs fully.
I both host and produce radio shows, a few of which are sex and kink positive. Both radio and human nature are interests of mine, and I spend a lot of time thinking about hilarious or thought provoking bits and why people act in certain ways. I often spout off bizarre observations that most people can only achieve through the use of mind altering substances, and often those things can be controversial. For instance, as I was writing this, a story about a woman who had tested HIV positive was on the news. What struck me about that was actually not the sad circumstance that woman now finds herself in, but rather the misnomer that “HIV positive” really is. “Positive” generally denotes good things to come. When you're doing a pregnancy test (which for most people is a happy thing) you might get a positive result meaning you are pregnant and the rejoicing begins. When you have a positive interview, you often get the job. When a movie gets positive reviews it generally makes a fortune in the box office. We tell people to have a more positive outlook on life! Well cheer up, buddy! You're HIV positive! Let the rejoicing begin and let the good times roll!
Now back to our regularly scheduled dating profile...
I'm looking for a partner in crime who is honest, caring, and full of life (I'm not into necrophilia...too much). What is my type? Well, I honestly don't have one that I've been able to identify. I've dated women of numerous ethnicities, ages, heights, and body types. I think personality is more important than any other attribute.
I have both liberal and traditional views on some things, which I suppose makes me a walking juxtaposition at times. I want a 1950's style household, but a modern car in the garage, if you know what I mean (if you don't, you'll have to ask me). I've been called many things in my life. Some say I'm a misogynist, others have called me chauvinistic, or even dominating...though many of them were responding to comments made on my radio show or in one of the articles I've written which aren't always a true representation of who I am (hell, often listeners are too dumb to tell which host made which comment). I don't fit into labels very well, but I do have a dominant side that I'm not ashamed of and actually spend some time perfecting. I'm not an a-hole, but I know what I want.
One last note: If you think you make a mean lasagna, I'd like to offer to taste test it. That's right, in return for allowing you to read my profile, I'll accept a homemade lasagna as a fee.
POST SCRIPT: I'm now in a great relationship with someone that I met here on OkCupid.