Is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as large as it needs to be? I dislike seeing things in just black and white. I like to measure life not by the breaths I take, but by the moments that take my breath away – when the volume-knob of life is turned all the way down, and I am just kicking back in front of the fire. Or when the volume-knob is turned all the way up, and I am having the time of my life sipping a****ail on some tropical island wearing a dorky Hawaiian shirt with Lei flowers around my neck.

Basically: You better love to have fun, or we won’t get along. I am dominant, but not arrogant. I’m a very humble man. I don’t run away from problems. I am easy going, and I love to put a smile on people’s faces, no matter where I am or who I am with. Some stuck up people may think it’s strange, but you might find me making faces back at the kids in the car in front of me.

Are you able to handle masculine energy? I can be quite a handful. Do you consider yourself a bit dorky rather than “hot”, educated rather than just “street-smart”, a creator rather than a consumer, and happy rather than content? In that case, we should talk. “Everybody dies, not everybody lives.” — I love the quote, but have no idea where it’s from. 10 brownie points if you can tell me. 100 points and a cereal box top can be redeemed for the best brownie recipe in the world.

Enjoying it.

Disciplining naughty girls.

Big.

Ask nicely, and I might tell you.

Intense experiences.
...the other five you have to beg for.

New sensations.

Enjoying myself.

Women fall in love with me too easily.

You're on the petite side of the ladiness spectrum. Shorter than me, thin, easy to pick up and throw you in the dungeon if you act up...