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TheReal50Shades

38 M Tucson, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as large as it needs to be? I dislike seeing things in just black and white. I like to measure life not by the breaths I take, but by the moments that take my breath away – when the volume-knob of life is turned all the way down, and I am just kicking back in front of the fire. Or when the volume-knob is turned all the way up, and I am having the time of my life sipping a coktail on some tropical island wearing a dorky Hawaiian shirt with Lei flowers around my neck.

Basically: You better love to have fun, or we won’t get along. I am dominant, but not arrogant. I don’t run away from problems. I am easy going, and I love to put a smile on people’s faces, no matter where I am or who I am with. Some stuck up people may think it’s strange, but you might find me making faces back at the kids in the car in front of me.

Are you able to handle masculine energy? I can be quite a handful. Do you consider yourself a bit dorky rather than “hot”, educated rather than just “street-smart”, a creator rather than a consumer, and happy rather than content? In that case, we should talk. “Everybody dies, not everybody lives.” — I love the quote, but have no idea where it’s from. 10 brownie points if you can tell me. 100 points and a cereal box top can be redeemed for the best desert recipe in the world.
I’m really good at
Disciplining naughty girls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ask nicely, and I might tell you.
The six things I could never do without
Intense experiences.
...the other five you have to beg for.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want to put a harness with handles on a midget and brutally bang her, afterwards using the handles throw her out the window.

(No, not really. But it sounds whack, don't it?)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are aware that my profile is meant to filter out uptight girls and those who are looking for Mr. Right. Thats not me- I'm Mr. Right Now.
Oh, and if I visited your profile but didn't email you- shoot me a message...it will impress the hell out of me. I look at a lot more profiles than I have time to write to.