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TheReal50Shades

38 M Tucson, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler Durden
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Medicine.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Disciplining naughty girls.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Big.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ask nicely, and I might tell you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Intense experiences.
...the other five you have to beg for.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
deep thoughts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have regrets about some of the things Ive done.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You seek an intense experience
-You want to be dominated by a big man.
-You are worth my time.

Oh, and if I visited your profile but didn't email you- shoot me a message...it will impress the hell out of me. I look at a lot more profiles than I have time to write to.