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RyanCantDance

30 Washington, DC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I pack a mean picnic.

Ex-D1 Swimmer, now channeling the hyper competitiveness into work, 'who knows the most lyrics' competitions, and mancala.

Probably a little too self-deprecating for my own good. See what I did there?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whiskey and working.

Being over-paid for complex sales with the department of defense if you want to be specific about it.

I work from home in Georgetown most of the time - don't say you're so jealous. You're not.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Peeling clementines, holding my breath, drunk texting, 90s and early 00 rap lyrics, spelling and grammar, faking a british accent.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I worked a Nelly lyric into normal conversation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies:
Independence day, Rules of Attraction, Girl Next Door, Drive, Searching for Sugarman, True Romance, American Beauty

TV:
Justified, The Wire, True Detective, Arrested Development, Community, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, Archer

Books:
Hemingway, Sartre, Camus, Stoppard, Franzen, Ellis

Music:
The National, Wu Tang Clan, Lawrence Arms, The Rolling Stones, Bon Iver, Talking Heads, Avett Brothers, Kanye West, Bloc Party, Diplo, Modest Mouse, The Weeknd, Band Of Horses

Food:
French toast. Strong IPAs. Bourbon.

Sports:
University of Michigan football and basketball.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Breakfast food
2. College Football
3. High 5s
4. Sunglasses
5. Trident original flavor gum
6. You - Obviously.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I'm having for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A mix between Hemingway and GOB Bluth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm terrible at grocery shopping.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You drink too much coffee and/or laugh at your own jokes.