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TheRealRyanH

29 Washington, DC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Perpetually 2 syllables long for a haiku.

I'm a hold-the-door-open-for-you gentleman. I pack a mean picnic.

Just moved to Georgetown. Exploring DC one beer bar at a time.

I'm a sucker for spontaneous beach trips.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whiskey and working.

Complex Sales if you want to be specific about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Peeling clementines, holding my breath, drunk texting. 90s and early 00 rap lyrics.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How passionate I am on the fact that there should be more 3 day weekends.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies:
Independence day, Rules of Attraction, Girl Next Door, Drive, Searching for Sugarman

TV:
Justified, The Wire, True Detective, Arrested Development, Community, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, Archer

Books:
Hemingway, Sartre, Camus, Stoppard, Franzen, Ellis

Music:
The National, Wu Tang Clan, Lawrence Arms, The Rolling Stones, Bon Iver, Talking Heads, Avett Brothers, Kanye West, Bloc Party, Diplo, Modest Mouse, The Weeknd, Band Of Horses

Food:
French toast. Strong IPAs. Bourbon.

Sports:
University of Michigan football and basketball.

Time of day:
4:15 pm and 11:30am
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Breakfast food
2. College Football
3. Family
4. Sunglasses
5. Trident original flavor gum
6. Phone charger
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I'm having for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A mix between Hemingway and GOB Bluth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm terrible at grocery shopping.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You laugh at your own jokes.