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TheRealRyanH

29 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Perpetually 2 syllables long for a haiku.

I'm a hold-the-door-open-for-you gentleman. I pack a mean picnic.

Just moved to Georgetown and am looking for someone who is fit, smart, and can make me laugh. (If you're a fan of the oxford comma that is a step in the right direction)

I'm a sucker for spontaneous beach trips.
What I’m doing with my life
Whiskey and working.

I'm generally busy. Feel free to interrupt me.
I’m really good at
Peeling clementines, holding my breath, drunk texting. 90s and early 00 rap lyrics.
The first things people usually notice about me
How passionate I am on the fact that there should be more 3 day weekends.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies:
Independence day, Rules of Attraction, Girl Next Door, Drive, Searching for Sugarman

TV:
Justified, The Wire, True Detective, Arrested Development, Community, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, Archer

Books:
Hemingway, Sartre, Camus, Stoppard, Franzen

Music:
The National, Wu Tang Clan, Lawrence Arms, The Rolling Stones, Bon Iver, Talking Heads, Avett Brothers, Kanye West, Bloc Party, Diplo, Modest Mouse, The Weeknd, Band Of Horses

Food:
French toast. Strong IPAs. Bourbon.

Sports:
University of Michigan football and basketball.

Time of day:
4:15 pm and 11:30am
The six things I could never do without
1. Breakfast food
2. College Football
3. Family
4. Sunglasses
5. Trident original flavor gum
6. Phone charger
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I'm having for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
A mix between Hemingway and GOB Bluth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm terrible at grocery shopping.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You laugh at your own jokes, drink too much coffee or not enough coffee, and you like to make out.