Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's me in a nutshell: "Help, somebody get me out of this
I discovered early on that I am unwilling to settle for an ordinary
life or work for someone else. My restaurant and cafe in Tokyo
provide an excuse to travel often, as well as the freedom to
moonlight in other persuits. I love my parents and would come back
from around the world to take care of them at the drop of a hat if
they needed me to. My life is a story that keeps getting wilder,
and I'd take a downswing over a sure thing any day.
I'm looking for a woman who is warm, fun, sarcastic, funny, isn't
afraid to be herself, has a giving nature and who takes care of
herself; most importantly, someone that I can learn from and who
can learn from me. I'd like to meet somebody who understands the
importance of exercising, eating right, and having a healthy
lifestyle, but who isn't so obsessed with health and fitness that
she refuses to indulge in one of my home-cooked desserts or insists
on exercising 24/7. I hate trying to sleep when I'm running on a
treadmill; it never seems to end well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
losing needles in hay stacks and then finding them. My carpet
vacuums itself. Every day is my lucky day. I'm 5'10" on paper but
6'4" when you tickle me. I have more fun than my childhood friends,
except when they are having a LOT
Nine out of ten doctors agree that at least one dose of me per week
is good for the flow of chi. They also agree that one out of ten
doctors is an idiot.
I hate fantasies because they always come true, and I don't pay
attention to fashion
because it is always a step
behind me. When I'm walking along the beach, I tend to do a lot of
shoal-searching. My cats pet me
. Nevermind half-full; for
me the glass is flowing over the brim. Charlie Sheen takes winning
lessons from me. I had an awkward moment once - just to know what
it felt like. When you meet me, the pleasure will be all yours.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Void where prohibited. Unwarranted chivalry and willingness to put
up with any shit sold separately. Not valid when buyer is a
self-absorbed ice queen, uses men for attention or social
validation, or reminds me in any way of Lady Ga-Ga.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't take yourself too seriously and are curious rather than
scared, cute rather than hot, a doer rather than a watcher, and
just as dorky as you are sexy. Extra credit if you like animals,
are non-judgemental, just finished dating every guy in town and now
want to try something different. If the only thing you look forward
to in a week is partying on the weekends, don't waste your time
trying to get a ride on this train; I'm far too good for you.
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