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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 18, 2014
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Not at all
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Japanese (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Here's me in a nutshell: "Help, somebody get me out of this nutshell!"

I discovered early on that I am unwilling to settle for an ordinary life or work for someone else. My restaurant and cafe in Tokyo provide an excuse to travel often, as well as the freedom to moonlight in other persuits. I love my parents and would come back from around the world to take care of them at the drop of a hat if they needed me to. My life is a story that keeps getting wilder, and I'd take a downswing over a sure thing any day.

I'm looking for a woman who is warm, fun, sarcastic, funny, isn't afraid to be herself, has a giving nature and who takes care of herself; most importantly, someone that I can learn from and who can learn from me. I'd like to meet somebody who understands the importance of exercising, eating right, and having a healthy lifestyle, but who isn't so obsessed with health and fitness that she refuses to indulge in one of my home-cooked desserts or insists on exercising 24/7. I hate trying to sleep when I'm running on a treadmill; it never seems to end well.
I’m really good at
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losing needles in hay stacks and then finding them. My carpet vacuums itself. Every day is my lucky day. I'm 5'10" on paper but 6'4" when you tickle me. I have more fun than my childhood friends, except when they are having a LOT of fun. Nine out of ten doctors agree that at least one dose of me per week is good for the flow of chi. They also agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.

I hate fantasies because they always come true, and I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind me. When I'm walking along the beach, I tend to do a lot of shoal-searching. My cats pet me. Nevermind half-full; for me the glass is flowing over the brim. Charlie Sheen takes winning lessons from me. I had an awkward moment once - just to know what it felt like. When you meet me, the pleasure will be all yours.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Void where prohibited. Unwarranted chivalry and willingness to put up with any shit sold separately. Not valid when buyer is a self-absorbed ice queen, uses men for attention or social validation, or reminds me in any way of Lady Ga-Ga.
You should message me if
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you don't take yourself too seriously and are curious rather than scared, cute rather than hot, a doer rather than a watcher, and just as dorky as you are sexy. Extra credit if you like animals, are non-judgemental, just finished dating every guy in town and now want to try something different. If the only thing you look forward to in a week is partying on the weekends, don't waste your time trying to get a ride on this train; I'm far too good for you.