http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/2010/01/20/the-4-big-myths-of-profile-pictures/

 

 

Tonight we will speak

a quiet soliloquy

that ends abruptly

 

 

poured into my mind.

Filling in all sorts of cracks.

Flows through like water.

 

 

your dick is too small.

I dont think it'll work out. 

spare me your attempts! 

 

 

HAH!!! :D

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Face. I prefer to wash myself face to asshole, rather than asshole to face.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Green.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
HAH! umm, sure.

4.Do you plan outfits?
Absolutely. I really like playing dress up, going on dress-capades. Funky clothes are fun! Though I don't enjoy being accused of being "goth". It's funny how insistent we are on identifying individuals with labels.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Wine smiley

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
Puck

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
Aim- like directional. Though I do insist on saying "text messaged" vs. "texted". or "text messaging" vs. "texting".

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I cannot recall anything current. I had one where there were 3 spheres in the sky, looking and moving about as if their surface were liquid mercury, and they were hanging very low in the sky. These massive looming globs of silver dropped into the ocean, one by one, as the sky dropped into an apocalyptic dark. TRIPPY SHIT.

9. Did you meet anybody new today?
Yep, I do most days.

10. What are you craving right now?
Mas vino.

11. Do you floss?
Regularly

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
tremendous gas haha

13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
I'm oft' on AIM

14. Are you emotional?
No. I'm very much in control of my emotions. Though open enough about them to not be bottled up.

15. Would you dance to the taco song?
Uhh, wtf is that? Quieres tacos?

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Inventory and stuff- sure. Claro que si!! En espanol tambien, por que todos los hombres de WAREHOUSE hablan solamente en espanol.

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
oh sweet jesus christ, my teeth can never come in contact with direct cold. ULGH i shudder at the thought.

18. Do you like your hair?
who doesnt?! ;P

19. Do you like yourself?
See #18 response.

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
mmhmm. Rock stars mostly. And comedians.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
The texture is so gross

22. What are you listening to right now?
Radiohead 15 Step FUCK YA

23. How many countries have you visited?
Only Espana

24. Are your parents strict?
In some ways they were, yes, in others, absolutely not

25. Would you go sky diving?
I dunno about that one...

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
How's about a shoe?

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
Mirror, Hookah

29. Have you ever been in a castle?
mmhmm

30. Do you rent movies often?
nope

31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
hahaha am I too old for the internet? Whoever sat behind me, I probably copied their homework.

32. Have you made a prank phone call?
for sure!

33. Do you own a gun?
That's disgusting.

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
No, I am unable to count backward at all. 3-2-??

35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Uhh...

36. Brown or white eggs?
White

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
I bought 3-100 packs of incense, they were like, a buck each.

38. Ever been on a train?
Yes

39. Ever been in love?
Yes

40. Do you have a cell-phone?
yep yep

41. Are you too forgiving?
Nope.

42. Do you use chap stick?
Most definitely

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
Who knows

44. Can you use chop sticks?
Yep

45. Ever have cream puffs?
mmhmm

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No, but I am familiar with it conceptually.

47. What was the last question you asked?
WHY is that Green Day song played everywhere?!

48. What was the last CD you bought?
CD-R's, to make mobile, and shared, my collection of downloaded mp3's.

49. Boys or girls?
BOYS

50. Omitted.

51. Is your hair curly?
tremendously, if i want it to be. The 'do is very well behaved.

52. Last time you cried?
I dunno, I like to be a tough guy.

53. Ever walked into a wall?
only through

54. Do looks matter?
Yes, more than I would have expected, and growing.

55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
Nope. Believe it folks, I speak only the truth.

56. Have you ever slapped someone?
Nope.

57. Favorite time of the year?
SPRING. Everything is in bloom, times of rebirth, it is absolutely incredible! And I love the smell of blossoming air!

58. Favorite color?
Kelly Green

59. Are you sarcastic?
This is arguably debatable. With sarcasm, there is a certain tone, to indicate that what you said is in fact a sarcastic remark. I often miss this tone entirely. My sarcasm ends up sounding like blatant lies.

60. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.

61. The last person you held hands with?
hah!

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
nope.

63. Where was your default picture taken at?
the makeout couch.

64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
hmm, like in a historic sense? yes. Otherwise, no. Hate is icky.

65. Do you like your life right now?
Absolutely. Life is interesting, that's for sure.

66. How often do you talk on the phone?
I prefer to engage in textual relations.

67. What is your favorite animal?
Peacocks fascinate me. Fabulous example of sexual selection at work. Yay anthropology! Go natural selection!

68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Lotion, hair product, phone charger, darker shade of face makeup

69. Do you have good vision?
NO. I NEED my specs/contacts or I am crippled with blindness

70. Can you hula hoop?
yep yep

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Probably not. No need to cheat if you communicate

72. Omitted.

73. Can you handle the truth?
Yep

74. omitted.

75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Only bathroom windows, protected by a silver spoon.