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32 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–80
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:20pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Trying to quit
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
More than $1,000,000
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I have tons of fun building and wrenching. I find it rewarding to see my accomplishments at the end of a project. I can get cabin fever if left to my own devices so finding someone to get out and go on adventures with is important to me. I am hobby collector? I enjoy trying new activities would be another way of putting it I guess. During the summer you will usually find me in my inflatable kayak or piloting my Raft, full of hapless victims, down class 3 - 4+ rapids and running around aimlessly in the wilderness with a large pack full of gear strapped to my back. I thrive on the energy of those around me and would love it if you had adventures to invite me on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not enough! Gotta start cramming in more fun since I only get one right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Hold my beer and watch this!!!............"


"9-1-1 what's your emergency?...."
The first things people usually notice about me
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My "In your face" interface!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
SHOWS I download and have Netflix. I watch Archer, Dexter (used too, lame end though grrr!), Walking dead, It's always sunny in Philadelphia, Futurama, Family guy, South park, House (love that smug bastard) documentaries.

MOVIES ALL documentaries, B-grade horror is AMAZING, Horror in general, anything with zombies and anything mindf#@%k-y like Shutter island, fight club, memento, apocalypse now, One flew over the cuckoo's nest, Clockwork orange, Full metal jacket etc.... so pretty much all Stanley Kubrick?

BOOKS I don't read as much as I should but I do love Me some Chomsky, Zinn, Tom Clancy, Stephen King, Michael Crichton, Lincoln Child, Terry Goodkind, Kalle Lasn and I have found myself reading textbooks for fun lately as well...

MUSIC This is where my honesty will probably lose you... Old school punk, metal and dirty/punk ska are the favorites but generally if its not country, pop, rap or techno it's cool. Also love grind, crust, thrash, metal.
NO, Green day, Blink 182 and Avril Lavigne are NOT punk, sorry to break the news to you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My left eyebrow
2) A hamper for my cat's dirty socks
3) SQUIRRELS! I don't actually own any but I need them around me.
4) Anarchist cookbook. Yum!
5) Places to adventure to.
6) C6H12O6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to break the ties between corporate greed and political power. Thinking of ways to escape the monetary driven, disposable single use item paradigm of modern society while keeping some of the fringe benefits.

The modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive duractance. This video might help if you would like to see what I'm talking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully deploying my R.E.I. portable, instant home in an extravagant location.
Having a beer with my bro's!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Zapp Branaggin is my idol and I am the "Nightman"... I cometh...
You should message me if
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You aren't religious, this is important because I'm not just an atheist, I'm anti religious.
You like beer but don't have to drink everyday. Seriously people, moderation is good, try it.

Messaging goes both ways, prove you believe in equality.
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"
Are you brave enough to take it?

There is way too much truth to be found in this and it's why I didn't message you...