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TheRiverRat

32 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–80
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Student
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I recently graduated the Automotive Technologies program at P.C.C. Now I'm getting the rest of my required classes finished so I can get my A.A.S. and looking for that "perfect" job, but working the 7 to 3:30 M-F thing for now. I'm also a technician on a Rally racing team (GO TEAM MOTORIFFIC!). During the summer you will usually find me in my inflatable kayak or piloting my Raft, full of hapless victims, down class 3 - 4+ rapids and running around aimlessly in the wilderness with a large pack full of gear strapped to my back.

I have a "dry" sense of humor and I'm extremely sarcastic at times. Also, I can be a total dork and have the habit of speaking my mind (sometimes a little too much). I love to be intellectually stimulated and good conversation can be hard to come by. I'm looking for someone who's got ideas and activities of their own to share with Me and would equally enjoy trying mine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
indentured servitude...

Hoping to start diesel technologies program, once finished, opening my own auto/truck repair and service shop.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Hold my beer and watch this!!!............"

BOOM! CRASH! BAM!

"9-1-1 what's your emergency?...."
The first things people usually notice about me
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My "In your face" interface!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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SHOWS If it's jammed packed with commercials they should be paying me to watch it not the other way around right? So I download and have Netflix. I watch Archer, Dexter (used too, lame end though grrr!), Walking dead, It's always sunny in Philadelphia, Futurama, Family guy, South park, documentaries.

MOVIES ALL documentaries, B-grade horror is AMAZING, Horror in general, anything with zombies and anything mindf#@%k-y like Shutter island, fight club, memento, apocalypse now, One flew over the cuckoo's nest, Clockwork orange, Full metal jacket etc.... so pretty much all Stanley Kubrick?

BOOKS I don't read as much as I should but I do love Me some Chomsky, Zinn, Tom Clancy, Stephen King, Michael Crichton, Lincoln Child, Terry Goodkind, Kalle Lasn and I have found myself reading textbooks for fun lately as well...

MUSIC Old school punk, metal and dirty/punk ska are the favorites but generally if its not country, pop, rap or techno it's cool. Also love grind, crust, thrash, metal.
NO, Green day, Blink 182 and Avril Lavigne are NOT punk, sorry to break the news to you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to break the ties between corporate greed and political power.

The modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive duractance. This video might help if you would like to see what I'm talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW0bx_Ooq4&feature=youtube_gdata_playe
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully deploying my R.E.I. portable, instant home in an extravagant location.
Fixing someones car.
Building something random due to boredom.
Having a beer with my bro's!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Zapp Branaggin is my idol.
You should message me if
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you want to?
Messaging goes both ways, prove you believe in equality.
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"
Are you brave enough to take it?

There is way too much truth to be found in this and it's why I didn't message you...

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