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TheRiverRat

32 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Student
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Apparently disclosing I have ALL my teeth and they are all actually mine is a huge selling point for some reason? Well I do and they are (not even a cavity)

Recent Graduate of Automotive Technologies...
Getting the rest of my required classes finished so I can get my A.A.S. and looking for that "perfect" job, but working the 7 to 3:30 M-F thing for now. I'm also a technician on a Rally racing team (GO TEAM MOTORIFFIC!). During the summer you will usually find me in my inflatable kayak or piloting my Raft, full of hapless victims, down class 3 - 4+ rapids and running around aimlessly in the wilderness with a large pack full of gear strapped to my back.

I have a "dry" sense of humor and I'm extremely sarcastic at times. Also, I can be a total dork and have the habit of speaking my mind (sometimes a little too much). I love to be intellectually stimulated and good conversation can be hard to come by. I'm looking for someone who's got ideas and activities of their own to share with Me and would equally enjoy trying mine.
What I’m doing with my life
indentured servitude...

Hoping to start diesel technologies program, once finished, opening my own auto/truck repair and service shop.
I’m really good at
"Hold my beer and watch this!!!............"

BOOM! CRASH! BAM!

"9-1-1 what's your emergency?...."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
SHOWS If it's jammed packed with commercials they should be paying me to watch it not the other way around right? So I download and have Netflix. I watch Archer, Dexter (used too, lame end though grrr!), Walking dead, It's always sunny in Philadelphia, Futurama, Family guy, South park, documentaries.

MOVIES ALL documentaries, B-grade horror is AMAZING, Horror in general, anything with zombies and anything mindf#@%k-y like Shutter island, fight club, memento, apocalypse now, One flew over the cuckoo's nest, Clockwork orange, Full metal jacket etc.... so pretty much all Stanley Kubrick?

BOOKS I don't read as much as I should but I do love Me some Chomsky, Zinn, Tom Clancy, Stephen King, Michael Crichton, Lincoln Child, Terry Goodkind, Kalle Lasn and I have found myself reading textbooks for fun lately as well...

MUSIC Old school punk, metal and dirty/punk ska are the favorites but generally if its not country, pop, rap or techno it's cool. Also love grind, crust, thrash, metal.
NO, Green day, Blink 182 and Avril Lavigne are NOT punk, sorry to break the news to you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to break the ties between corporate greed and political power.

The modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive duractance. This video might help if you would like to see what I'm talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW0bx_Ooq4&feature=youtube_gdata_playe
On a typical Friday night I am
Fixing someones car.
building something random due to boredom.
getting ready for or departing on a weekend adventure
Having a beer with my bro's!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I reject Your reality and substitute My own.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to? I would say about 1 of 3 girls profiles say somewhere in them that they get way too much mail. Writing isn't my forte so being shuffled into the master inbox and summarily deleted for not being creative enough in a message isn't my "thing" Messaging goes both ways and My inbox has plenty of room for you :)
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"
Are you brave enough to take it?