Native New Yorker. Hard-working, motivated professional (attorney).
Currently clerking for a federal judge, aiming to do LGBT rights
work down the line. Loyal. Warm. Self-effacing. Sociable.
On that last point: if you can guess the meaning behind my
now-dated username, we'll probably get along.
I’m really good at
Memorizing baseball statistics. Urban rebounding. And my Macy Gray impression would put Macy Gray to shame.
The first things people usually notice about me
My striking resemblance to Eric Bana, duh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Portnoy's Complaint (I think dates go a lot better when we've got this in common), Marjorie Morningstar, John Adams.
TV: Six Feet Under and The Wire, followed by: Always Sunny, Archer, Breaking Bad, Broad City, The Golden Girls, SVU, The Walking Dead, Weeds (seasons 1-3), Will & Grace and almost anything on Bravo.
Music: Jay Z (...and showtunes).
Movies: The Wizard of Oz, Best in Show, Coming to America.
Food: Nothing that comes from the ocean/sea/any body of water.
The six things I could never do without
1. The New York Yankees
3. Ice cream
4. Cardigans in the winter/cutoff tanks in the summer
6. Air conditioning (year-round)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
LGBT issues. Hillary Clinton. Dachshunds. Baseball.
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends. Or the theater with my parents.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
By the age of 4, I knew all of the lyrics to Yentl. Home movies
You should message me if
You're looking for a relationship. The value of education, a stable career and a healthy dose of motivation can't be overstated. Please don't be obsessed with being sufficiently "masc."
(...and you've got a full head of hair. Seriously.)