Nice to meet you; the name is Brian.

Family is a huge part of my life, and I tend to get along with family oriented people.

I'm the dreamer type. Many people see my goals as unrealistic, and to them I give a big fuck you. I'm looking for someone, who thinks big and isn't afraid to fail. My time is too valuable for pessimists and "realists". If you're too scared to take the things you want, then please don't waste our time.

Do you think about traveling the world? Doing passionate work? Of course you do! Everyone thinks of living an exciting adventurous life, but have you done anything about it? Are you willing to? If you answered yes to either of those questions, then please read on.

I love working out.

I attempt to emulate Hank Moody. At one point or another I've reach that level of epic partier, and one day I will reach that level of wit and dark eloquence.

I love sex. Kinky, dirty, hold you down, smack you around and make you scream sex.

I'm am the King of cuddling. My friends and I do it all the time. Guys and girls. Think I'm weird? Good, then we're getting somewhere, but don't be too quick to judge until you sit on a queen size bed with 7 people watching the Lion King.

Disclaimer: Despite OkCupid's claim I believe myself to be more Confident not Arrogant. What the fuck OkCupid stop being such a cock-block.

I spend my days as the Business Analyst for the most lively and inappropriate Software Development team in Chicago , and my night's working to build my own business.

Let's discuss it over drinks.

Tall, blonde, and handsome.

My brain (I'd be waaaay less interesting )
Family (Gotta Love Em)
Adrenaline (Why be comfortable? Don't confuse it for happiness)
Friends (the ones you share your bail out of jail stories with)
Sex (I'm talking questioning your grip on reality good)
Work Outs (I love a challenge, and workouts really give me a rush.)

How seriously inept we all are at creating witty profiles.

I've got a weakness for big pretty eyes.

You love to workout, (or at least subject yourself to it). Attractive people take care of themselves. Don't be a nickel looking for a dime, Ladies.

You're confused.

You're passionate, ambitious and spontaneous.

You're happy

You open yourself to new sexual experiences. Being comfortable with yourself is key. I am very comfortable with myself sexually, and you should be too. My woman should own her sexuality not hide from it.
Do these OkCupid questions make me look like Charlie Sheen?

You're hungry.

You like long walks on the beach and other corny shit.

You want me to take control and bring you on an adventure.

You don't take these profiles too seriously.