Gimme a minute while I think of something witty... This might take awhile.

Not enough really. Working. Learning. Trying to decorate my apartment, failing. Seriously I have NOTHING on my walls.

Being really bad at filling these things out. Eating steak. Well, eating anything really. I can cook!

Well if I'm walking around the corner, my nose.

Egads this one might be long. K, here goes:
Special Topics in Calamity Physics by Marisha Pessl
Middlesex by Jeffery Eugenides
Anything by the following authors:
Neil Gaiman, Christopher Hitchens, Joe Hill, James Morrow, R. Scott Bakker, Max Brooks, Michael Chabon, and yes, Stephen King.
Movies: Anything by Christopher Nolan, Quentin Tarantino, Woody Allen, Akira Kurosawa, (props if you know who he is. NO it's not anime) Jason Reitman, Terrance Malick, Ridley Scott, Steven Soderbergh, Clint Eastwood, Paul Greengrass, Alfonso Cuaron, Edward Zwick, Martin Scorsese, David Mamet, Aaron Sorkin, Park Chan-Wook, and Richard Linklater. Yes, I am a film nerd.
Oh god, music... I like all the music, that is also good?

Critical thinking. Gallows humor. The internet and all the free info contained therein. The boundless creativity of others to further my own enjoyment. The 1st Amendment, and of course, my faithful wooden back scratcher.

The perfect heist. Socks, definitely socks.

Hopefully not working. It varies.

On the advice of my lawyer, I decline to answer.

It seems we'd get along