While I’m normally a sesquipedalian word nerd, I feel it’s best to make an abridged checklist, and if you find yourself smiling or saying “hey that’s like me” after reading my about me, hopefully you will feel compelled to message me:

-Creativity is my greatest talent and asset
-Writer, singer, dancer, chef
-Intellectual, philosophical, self-proclaimed social psychologist
-Conversationalist, has tons of opinions, articulate and verbose
-Extroverted, social, “life of the party”, “natural-born leader”
-Multi-ethnic, loves foreign culture and food, wants to live abroad
-Associate’s degree in education, getting mah bachelor’s in creative writing
-Rated-R/NC17/XXX style of humor, total pottymouth. Tactful…but still a dirty pottymouth
-Greatest personality trait: maturity. I’m a big boy
-Name a place: I like going there. Name a food: I will eat it. I am super flexible, and the polar opposite of “picky.”
-Cute, loving, funny, and adorable

I'm in college to get my bachelor's degree in English, creative writing focus. I aim to move to South Korea to teach English (upon graduation) and to kick start my music career. Once my music career is able to eclipse my teaching contract, I will focus on it and hopefully be able to have and support a child.

Until then, I'm just being myself and hoping to meet others that might be interested in me.

being the personification of a coin toss. You will either view my charm and witticisms as endearing and disarming, or you will find me arrogant and on a figurative high horse for acknowledging my self-awareness of said charm and wit.

Physically: Eyes, eyelashes, hair, voice

Personalitywise: My smile and happiness (yes, smiling is part of my personality), my confidence that I exude 24-7, my maturity, my sense of humor, my intelligence, my wit, my logic, my passion.

[all of these should be prefaced with, "Too many to name!"]

Books: Battle Royale, Tao Te Ching
Movies: American Beauty, My Sassy Girl (Korean version), Pleasantville, Grave of the Fireflies, Up in the Air
Shows: The Daily Show, Family Guy, Real Time
Music: Bjork, Radiohead, Nell, Sneaker Pimps, Dashboard Confessional, Maximum the Hormone
Food: Italian, Greek, Korean, Indian, Japanese, Arabic

-Music
-Mature friends
-Internet
-My personality
-The ability to blog
-Self-awareness

how humorous it is to think that some people will read your profile and be whisked away, only to see your pictures and immediately leave your page.

On that same note, how girls with a 90%+ match rating and a less than 10% enemy rating never seem to respond to me, but girls with a 60%- match rating and 20%+ enemy rating always seem to respond to me (positively).

If somebody with a devil-may-care attitude labels an activity as "badass", chances are that's what I'm doing.

I don't have any secrets; ask me a question, you will get an answer.

You read my profile and liked it? Seems to be the only necessary criterion.

It's probably fair to say why you shouldn't message me...

If you are:
-Immature
-Offended by R-rated humor (all things can be made funny)
-Quiet, shy, boring, not one to try new things
-Unwilling to move on from your past
-Not able to tolerate somebody who very commonly gives "constructive criticism"
-Not a thinker, or someone who likes learning things