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27 • Essex, MD • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating
- Last online
- Apr 23
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body type
- Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs
- English, German (Poorly)
(If you're wondering about my user-name, I really don't know, so think of it as a choose-your-own-adventure and come up with a funny answer)
Along with what I do professionally, since that seems important to people on dating sites, let's talk about some things that actually define me.
Hanging out with interesting people and trying to answer life's weird questions, like "why is the Discovery Channel becoming so terrible" or "why do I have to turn the USB cable multiple times before I get the right side into my phone?"
I'm also into outdoors activities that give you a good workout, while being fun. Doing obstacle course races (like warrior dash) is great. Fighting waves in the ocean. I'm trying to get more into rock climbing.
Oh, and trying to do more adult things like saving up for retirement, cooking, saying no to strangers with candy in unmarked vans, etc.
Movies: 40 Year Old Virgin, Live Die Repeat, Memento
Atlas Shrugged, big fan of the LOTR books and Harry Potter as well as their movie counterparts, the Dexter series.
Oh wait, that happened. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SEL27xiJGQ
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