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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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Last online
Oct 22
6' 0" (1.83m)
Doesn’t have kids
English, German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'll keep it simple. I just moved to Essex after living in Canton for a year. I feel like I'm half optimistic and half cynical. Sometimes I think it's not such a bad combination. As long as I feel comfortable with someone I'll pretty much be an open book. When it comes to interacting with people, just be kind, respectful, and genuine. No point going through life as a chameleon trying to be what you think other people will like. Generally, I just like to hang out with friends and have casual conversations about morally ambiguous topics and pretending we're philosophers. In my opinion, good people = good times, pretty much as simple as that.
(If you're wondering about my user-name, I really don't know, so think of it as a choose-your-own-adventure and come up with a funny answer)
What I’m doing with my life
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Graduated from UMBC, got my degree in English and now I work in IT. Makes sense, right?

Along with what I do professionally, since that seems important to people on dating sites, let's talk about some things that actually define me.

Hanging out with interesting people and trying to answer life's weird questions, like "why is the Discovery Channel becoming so terrible" or "why do I have to turn the USB cable multiple times before I get the right side into my phone?"
I'm also into outdoors activities that give you a good workout, while being fun. Doing obstacle course races (like warrior dash) is great. Fighting waves in the ocean. I'm trying to get more into rock climbing.
Oh, and trying to do more adult things like saving up for retirement, cooking, saying no to strangers with candy in unmarked vans, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
More or less instantly recognizing actors voices and faces from movies/tv shows, even people in commercials. That's a skill, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I joke around a lot. Sarcasm for the win?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Dexter, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, Modern Family, Nurse Jackie, a few more dozen shows I won't bore you with.

Movies: 40 Year Old Virgin, Live Die Repeat, Memento

Atlas Shrugged, big fan of the LOTR books and Harry Potter as well as their movie counterparts, the Dexter series.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computer, cell phone, friends, and.. um... chipotle, internet, and I guess car. Did I really just think of chipotle before I thought of the internet and cars? I really have an addiction...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hypotheticals. What would it be like if Jesse Pinkman was on The Price Is Right?

Oh wait, that happened.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably out with friends somewhere, pretending I'm good at bar games. Or taking a lazy night inside watching netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like dogs and cats.
You should message me if
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if your heart so desires to.