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27 M Baltimore, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 4
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Yeah what should I say here? I'll keep it simple. I just moved to Baltimore. I feel like I'm half optimistic and half cynical. Sometimes I think it's not such a bad combination. I'm one of those people that is in his head a lot; I sorta do a Sherlock Holmes-ish analysis of everything going on around me. As long as I feel comfortable with someone I'll pretty much be an open book. Personally I don't really see the point in lying about things when you can just say what's up and avoid having to back up the lie with more lies. Or just not answer the question and be done lol. Generally I just like to hang out with friends. In my opinion, good people = good times, pretty much simple as that.
(If you're wondering about my user-name, I really don't know, I didn't come up with it so just use your imagination)
What I’m doing with my life
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Graduated from UMBC, got my degree in English and now I'm doing IT. Makes sense, right?
I’m really good at
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More or less instantly recognizing actors voices and faces from movies/tv shows, even people in commercials. That's a skill, right? Like I'm talking walking by the tv, hearing someone say a few words and knowing who it is. Also being really logical and if someones being a dick can generally cut their argument to shreds if I have the desire to. Oh, and when people try to tell you about that thing at the place with that dude, I usually know what thing at the place with the dude you're talking about.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm pretty friendly and I don't bullshit people, though I do joke around a lot. Sarcasm for the win?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Dexter, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Lost, Modern Family, Nurse Jackie, a few more dozen shows I won't bore you with.
I like most Bruce Willis movies, Spiderman 1 & 2, X-men 2 and First Class, Matrix 1, The Incredibles, most Jackie Chan movies, The Girl Nextdoor, the first three Terminators, Goldeneye and many other Bond movies, and the first Transformers. Atlas Shrugged, big fan of the LOTR books and harry potter as well as their movie counterparts.
The six things I could never do without
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Computer, cell phone, friends, and.. um... chipotle, internet, and I guess car. Did I really just think of chipotle before I thought of the internet and cars? I really have an addiction...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably out drinking with friends somewhere, or inside watching netflix. There's pretty much nothing in between.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't really get baby talking to a baby, but I'll do that sorta thing with my family's dogs. Is that weird?
You should message me if
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if your heart so desires.