I come in all shapes and sizes. I have no idea what that means, but it sounds like something I should write.
Contrary to popular belief, I hate long walks on the beach. I'm more into yelling with my friends during sessions of a game I like to call "drink some whiskey" Music makes yelling and drinking more fun.
I love making jokes and being creative. I write, draw, read, and I'm not just some average joe player character. That's right girls, you're talking to a real live dungeon master, a god among men.
If you don't love the shit out of both Harry Potter and Disney, then I've already started to doubt our compatibility.
Things I want to do sooner than later:
Jump out of a perfectly good airplane.
Watch LOTR Directors Cut in its entirety.
Discover a hidden temple. Promptly Indiana Jones the shit out of it.
Renovate my second bathroom.
Save Hyrule again and again.
Have a fucking ball and a biscuit.