Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am what scientists refer to as an "asshole". It's a technical
term too complicated to go into here.
I make stuff. I'm terrible at remembering things.
I've organized swarms of the undead. I've fished in at least half a
dozen states. I was standing on the Florida coast for the last
shuttle launch. At one point, I was going to concerts about once
Right now, I wish I could afford to go live in nowhere. Not the
middle of nowhere, but far enough to not see neighbors and know
that I won't be engulfed by suburban sprawl within 10 years.
I have the profile to kill time. I enable the account occasionally
out of boredom to laugh at things in the moderation section. Some
of the stupid stuff people think they can get away with is
What I’m doing with my life
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Not sleeping enough, and having annoying dreams when I do
I'm currently self-employed. I sell worthless trinkets. I can make
nicer things, but it seems like only cheap crap sells. The dumber
and more pointless the item, the better it moves.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
upsetting you. It's a natural talent.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm the creature that haunts their nightmares.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lots of stuff, but you haven't read this far down the page.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...whether or not I locked the front door.
...where I set my phone/wallet/keys/etc.
...global thermonuclear war.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working on something.
You should message me if
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Why in the world would you want to do that? What's wrong with you?
Crazy people and your internet messages. Bits and letters zipping
through tubes all over the place.
Who are you looking for?
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