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TheSnorch

31 Oklahoma City, OK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am what scientists refer to as an "asshole". It's a technical term too complicated to go into here.

I make stuff. I'm terrible at remembering things.

I've organized swarms of the undead. I've fished in at least half a dozen states. I was standing on the Florida coast for the last shuttle launch. At one point, I was going to concerts about once per week.

Right now, I wish I could afford to go live in nowhere. Not the middle of nowhere, but far enough to not see neighbors and know that I won't be engulfed by suburban sprawl within 10 years.

I have the profile to kill time. I enable the account occasionally out of boredom to laugh at things in the moderation section. Some of the stupid stuff people think they can get away with is ridiculous.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not sleeping enough, and having annoying dreams when I do sleep.

I'm currently self-employed. I sell worthless trinkets. I can make nicer things, but it seems like only cheap crap sells. The dumber and more pointless the item, the better it moves.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
upsetting you. It's a natural talent.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the creature that haunts their nightmares.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lots of stuff, but you haven't read this far down the page.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...your mom.
...whether or not I locked the front door.
...where I set my phone/wallet/keys/etc.
...global thermonuclear war.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working on something.
You should message me if
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Why in the world would you want to do that? What's wrong with you? Crazy people and your internet messages. Bits and letters zipping through tubes all over the place.