Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What are you supposed to say in these things? I'm awesome? Nope,
that sounds arrogant. I'm just a normal guy? Nah, that seems pretty
boring. I'm weird? Well no-one wants to be normal, whatever that
means, but that just makes it sound like I might be trying too hard
to be willfully odd. Hmmm...Well I guess I'm a cynical yet
optimistic hippy with a morbid sense of humour and a love for the
absurd. And yes, that does seem slightly contradictory, but what's
life without a bit of confusion?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for a charity, which really isn't as noble as it
sounds...it's just a way to pay the bills. Up until a few years ago
I spent most of my life in bands, and music is still probably my
biggest passion. Well, that and...well, you know. ;) I'm in a
non-monogamous relationship with my incredible girlfriend
bonnierasaurus (shockingly, not her real name, but go and say hello
to her if you like... she's awesome) and have some fantastic people
in my life, but I'm still up for chatting with people, making new
friends and maybe even partners in crime if the spark is right.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing and writing music. Seeing the funny side in pretty much
everything, no matter how inappropriate. Having a ridiculously
nerdy amount of knowledge about music, movies and video games.
Being both a big softy and a disgraceful pervert. Helping people
realise that there's just no point taking life too seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm told my eyes. But doesn't everyone have them? It's not
unusual...but that does seem to be the thing...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I've dropped off reading in recent times. Bad me. But
everything from Shakespeare to Terry Pratchett does it for
Films - I mainly, although not exclusively, like dark and weird
films. My favourite directors (yes, i'm one of those guys) are
David Lynch, Christopher Nolan and Park Chan Wook.
I don't really watch much TV, but stuff i've enjoyed over the years
includes Monty Python, Blackadder, Spaced, Black Books, Breaking
Bad, American Dad!, South Park and Arrested Development
Now music...this is the big one for me. By and large I'm definitely
a metal guy, from the more melodic stuff right up to nasty, pretty
much unlistenable noise. But I always describe myself as a music
junkie...I love everything from obscure japanese pop, dance music,
classical...if it sounds good to me, I like it. I have no such
thing as a guilty pleasure!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex, Music and Absurdity. Yeah, so that's only three, but that has
the bases largely covered.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How life is fantastic.
How life is a total pain in the arse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either getting wrecked with my girl, one of my partners or friends
and cursing the fact I have to work on saturday and convincing
myself you can still run a shop perfectly well with a
Either that or chilling at home on my own (probably gaming) or with
my girl (probably watching something very geeky).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have been described as a pervert. Many times. But usually as a
You should message me if
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You want to? Or maybe even if you don't want to. That could prove
interesting. I've yet to meet my nemesis.
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