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TheStaticSky

34 M Camden Town, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
What are you supposed to say in these things? I'm awesome? Nope, that sounds arrogant. I'm just a normal guy? Nah, that seems pretty boring. I'm weird? Well no-one wants to be normal, whatever that means, but that just makes it sound like I might be trying too hard to be willfully odd. Hmmm...Well I guess I'm a cynical yet optimistic hippy with a morbid sense of humour and a love for the absurd. And yes, that does seem slightly contradictory, but what's life without a bit of confusion?
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a charity, which isn't as noble as it sounds...It's just a way to pay the bills. Up until recently I've spent most of my life in bands, and music is still probably my biggest passion. Well, that and...well, you know. ;) I'm non-monogamous and have some fantastic people in my life, so I'm not looking for a girlfriend, but i'm still up for chatting with people, making new friends and maybe even partners in crime if the spark is right.
I’m really good at
Playing and writing music. Seeing the funny side in pretty much everything, no matter how inappropriate. Having a ridiculously nerdy amount of knowledge about music, movies and video games. Being both a big softy and a disgraceful pervert. Helping people realise that there's just no point taking life too seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm told my eyes. But doesn't everyone have them? It's not unusual...but that does seem to be the thing...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - I've dropped off reading in recent times. Bad me. But everything from Shakespeare to Terry Pratchett does it for me.

Films - I mainly, although not exclusively, like dark and weird films. My favourite directors (yes, i'm one of those guys) are David Lynch, Christopher Nolan and Park Chan Wook.

I don't really watch much TV, but stuff i've enjoyed over the years includes Monty Python, Blackadder, Spaced, Black Books, Breaking Bad, American Dad!, South Park and Arrested Development

Now music...this is the big one for me. By and large I'm definitely a metal guy, from the more melodic stuff right up to nasty, pretty much unlistenable noise. But I always describe myself as a music junkie...I love everything from obscure japanese pop, dance music, classical...if it sounds good to me, I like it. I have no such thing as a guilty pleasure!
The six things I could never do without
Sex, Music, Absurdity. Yeah, so that's only three, but that has the bases largely covered.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How life is fantastic.
How life is a total pain in the arse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably getting wrecked...either with one of my partners or friends...or cursing the fact I have to work on saturday and convincing myself you can still run a shop perfectly well with a hangover*.

*You can.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have been described as a pervert. Many times. But usually as a compliment. I hope.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to? Or maybe even if you don't want to. That could prove interesting. I've yet to meet my nemesis.