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TheStaticSky

34 Camden Town, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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What are you supposed to say in these things? I'm awesome? Nope, that sounds arrogant. I'm just a normal guy? Nah, that seems pretty boring. I'm weird? Well no-one wants to be normal, whatever that means, but that just makes it sound like I might be trying too hard to be willfully odd. Hmmm...Well I guess I'm a cynical yet optimistic hippy with a morbid sense of humour and a love for the absurd. And yes, that does seem slightly contradictory, but what's life without a bit of confusion?
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for a charity, which really isn't as noble as it sounds...it's just a way to pay the bills. Up until a few years ago I spent most of my life in bands, and music is still probably my biggest passion. Well, that and...well, you know. ;) I'm in a non-monogamous relationship with my incredible girlfriend bonnierasaurus (shockingly, not her real name, but go and say hello to her if you like... she's awesome) and have some fantastic people in my life, but I'm still up for chatting with people, making new friends and maybe even partners in crime if the spark is right, either by myself or with my girl.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing and writing music. Seeing the funny side in pretty much everything, no matter how inappropriate. Having a ridiculously nerdy amount of knowledge about music, movies and video games. Being both a big softy and a disgraceful pervert. Helping people realise that there's just no point taking life too seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm told my eyes. But doesn't everyone have them? It's not unusual...but that does seem to be the thing...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I've dropped off reading in recent times. Bad me. But everything from Shakespeare to Terry Pratchett does it for me.

Films - I mainly, although not exclusively, like dark and weird films. My favourite directors (yes, i'm one of those guys) are David Lynch, Christopher Nolan and Park Chan Wook.

I don't really watch much TV, but stuff i've enjoyed over the years includes Monty Python, Blackadder, Spaced, Black Books, Breaking Bad, American Dad!, South Park and Arrested Development

Now music...this is the big one for me. By and large I'm definitely a metal guy, from the more melodic stuff right up to nasty, pretty much unlistenable noise. But I always describe myself as a music junkie...I love everything from obscure japanese pop, dance music, classical...if it sounds good to me, I like it. I have no such thing as a guilty pleasure!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex, Music and Absurdity. Yeah, so that's only three, but that has the bases largely covered.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How life is fantastic.
How life is a total pain in the arse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either getting wrecked with my girl, one of my partners or friends and cursing the fact I have to work on saturday and convincing myself you can still run a shop perfectly well with a hangover*

Either that or chilling at home on my own (probably gaming) or with my girl (probably watching something very geeky).

*You can.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have been described as a pervert. Many times. But usually as a compliment.
You should message me if
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You want to? Or maybe even if you don't want to. That could prove interesting. I've yet to meet my nemesis.