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TheSubstitution

39 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I decided to ask around about myself and it seems I'm a pretty nice guy. A bit obsessive but that's my Leo side being passionate. Funny, though not everyone gets my sense of humor. Easy going, though not a push-over.

I can hold a conversation on just about anything! OK, most of the time I just BS my way through more complex astrophysics, but I can hold my own on molecular gastronomy. I can make most people laugh, often at my own expense, but laughter is my drug.

I just want to have a good time. If that entails a food truck run, a Dodger game, a cruise, a walk on the pier, an art exhibit, a carnival (though if you can get me on a ferris wheel, you are very special!), an impromptu poker tournament, a dinner murder mystery, a bar fight, laundry, juggling, handstands, running from derelicts, I'm up for anything.

I'm looking for a partner in the truest sense of the word. I'll do the dirty work, you just keep the car running and make sure you know the escape route. I'll have the band-aids ready after you wrestle that bear. I'll look for loose change if you want that penny souvenir.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an educator. I work as a substitute teacher for LAUSD schools in the LA area. I also work as an Education Specialist at the Los Angeles Zoo. I'm a degenerate gambler. Ex-aspiring actor but full-time ham......
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a bit of a chameleon. I pride myself in being able to have a conversation with anyone. I can work my way into any conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My winning smile and dashing eyes and long eyelashes.... And right now, I have a Dali-esque mustache.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books-
Anne Rice - All of it! Beauty Series, Lives of the Mayfairs, Vampire Chronicles, even her Christ series and her new books.

Harry Potter Series - Yes, I know. I've read it all and I enjoyed it!

Buster Keaton Biographies - I have about 4 of them and I love them!

Notables - Christopher Moore - Lamb, Bill Bryson - A Walk in the Woods, Anything Bradbury, Anything Dan Brown

Movies -
Buster Keaton - The General, The Navigator, Sherlock, Jr
Let the Right One In
Pan's Labyrinth
Princess Bride
Run Lola, Run
Amorres Perros
Y Tu Mama Tambien

These are but a few. I am really into Indies, Foreign Films as well as the super colossal blockbuster

TV-
Game of Thrones
Modern Family
Amazing Race
Top Chef
Big Brother
Walking Dead
Hell's Kitchen

Music -
There are about 5000 songs on my itunes ranging from showtunes to country to rap to metal to R&B to rock to alternative to ballads to spanish rock.

Food-
This is where it gets difficult. Where to begin? I'm a foodie. I love finding new restaurants, new trucks and new taco stands. I will try anything! I am adventurous when it comes to food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iPhone
Something to read
The location of the nearest bathroom
Prescription sunglasses
Buster Keaton's The General
Socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why you haven't contacted me if you've gotten this far?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a poker table, chasing a food truck, drinking, or watching a documentary on alcoholic poker players who over-eat .....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a helluva lot smarter than I look, or let on.

I shed tears easily.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You found me slightly amusing.
You're adventurous.
You just want a good time with a good guy