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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 18
Relationship Type
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I know that we are all more than our summaries. I am not perfect and am just as flawed as every sane person should expect to be. I am striving for the person I want to be and am disappointed whenever I think about how much I don’t measure up. I talk during movies that everyone has seen once. I disagree out of impulse. I use to play dumb all the time because I worried more about how someone should react instead of reacting honestly. My pet peeve is using the same word over and over, and the word “I” is making me feel so aware of my ego that I want to punch myself in the dick.
I’m funny because I used to be bitter. I cannot guess your age and most people cannot guess mine. I work hard, don’t smoke, very nerdy, aware of my proximity to pretentiousness, and have religious tendencies.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing what I want to do in my free time and making plans to get paid for it. Until then, I work part time to have more freetime and stability.
I've made time to do lots of reading.
Recently, I have started working on being a regular somewhere. Then, I forgot about this goal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at story telling. I notice patterns TV show plots and music.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told I am surprisingly funny for being so dry.
People either notice my smile or that am happy.
My friend tells me I wax philosophical too much.
(I feel like these are amalgamations of things I have been told but I will trust my past self.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lists suck so here is a list of various things I like. (short lists)
I didn't use to have favorite authors because I didn't know authors and in a lot of cases crappy people write good books. Thanks to the internet and commentaries I have become familiar with some.

Chuck Palahnuik
John Green
Maureen Johnson (She is an amazing person.)

My favorite childhood book was 20,000 leagues Under the sea.

The Catcher in the Rye. I was severely depressed when reading it. So, it felt like less of a downer and more like company. I think it is fun and conscious, and Holden reminds me of myself more than I want to admit. It helped me come to terms with being kicked out of seminary. To hope for the future Ray.

The Great Gatsby was a wonderful tail of bewilderment and hope.

Then, there is paper Towns that helped me see that people are hidden and complicated and not just what the person my mind constructs.

TV Shows
Ally McBeal
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Doctor Who

Groundhog Day
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Kate and Leopold
Star Wars

The Great Gatsby
Catcher In The Rye Really cannot describe how in love I am with CitR.
20000 Leagues Under the Sea
Alice In Wonderland
Fahrenheit 451
Scott Pilgrim
Fight Club
Paper Towns

I picked up a Album by Maria Mena after I forgot to check her out for four years. She is really good.
I'm pretty blown away by Childish Gambino.
Tegan and Sara
Seriously, Nirvana, forever.
I like the Pixies and The Postal Service
Lately I have found myself drawn to more folky music like Ingrid Michelson and The Mountain Goats.

Sushi and Lasagna
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm wondering what fever dream youtube videos I was watching when I answered these questions.

You are all wonderful. I have preferences and there are some I wouldn't get along with but you are all great. (except the fake profiles. Which, I cannot always spot.)

How to move the things I want to do from inside to outside.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting my friends to play a new game I found or one of the older games I have found. Ultimately, too much time scrolling tumblr.

Sometimes, I'm trying to finish a book, when I am only eight pages in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cannot tell how old people are. Mainly women. This has accumulated into some terrible creepy accident but it has resulted in me not trying to talk to people. Also, people don't seem to believe that I am twenty-eight. So, I don't know.

I think freckles are very cute.

You should message me if
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You do not owe me anything. I would like you to send me a message. That would be cool.
You are willing to participate in a party where we read Shakespeare.

Ask me anything. Tell me anything.