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35 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
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Used up
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
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My self-summary
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I'm a cynic, not a hater.
It's becoming clearer by the day that I may in fact be invincible. The evidence is really piling up.
What I’m doing with my life
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I design bars and restaurants. So far I have done The Penrose in UES, Untamed in midtown, and The Bonnie in Astoria

This is also the year I become a famous painter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Design and Painting.

Taking naps no matter how much coffee I've ingested. (See profile pic)

Shuffleboard. (13th ranked in BK/NY)

Seinfeld trivia. (I dare you to try and stump me)

Dressing fancy on the rare occasion I need to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read as much as I should, but when I do, its definitely non-fiction. Adults read Harry Potter? Get real. Stories about artists, philosophers, and drunks scratch me where I itch.

PBS cooking shows.. The rabbit ears pick up some decent TV now and then. I'm terribly disappointed in how the final season of Parks and Rec has started off

Tom Waits, Phosphorescent, Langhorne, John Grant, Felice Brothers, and other not-as-white stuff.

Street meat and fine dining - and everything inbetween.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Naps, winter hat, acrylics, seamless, black coffee, hoodies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
unprecedented design moves, fresh upstate air and stone walls, throwing in the towel, when to call a painting "finished", finger banging.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I quit the 9-5 a few years ago, so Fridays are pretty meaningless as a night of anything significant. The stories in the autobiography are much more likely from a Tuesday afternoon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've almost died several times so tend to not sweat the small stuff. I wouldn't recreate any of it but I'm glad it all happened. This is a unique brain you'll be dealing with.
You should message me if
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You want to do any of the following with me:
Cook, paint, quiz Seinfeld, cause a ruckus in Brooklyn, get weird.