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34 M Brooklyn, NY

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
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Graduated from university
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My self-summary
If you've made it to 30, I feel that you should be a little beaten up by now and a bit of a cynic; not a hater but definitely shake your head at things in disbelief.. i.e. people waiting in line for a club.

I am not tall. I'm out of shape. I love antidepressants and strong IPAs... clearly.

Artwork found here...
What I’m doing with my life
I design bars and restaurants, but there are much bigger fish to fry. I also paint as I do not like clients and would love to one day, not need them.
I’m really good at
Over-thinking. The overwhelming desire to design and create is matched only by the overwhelming desire to quit and start slinging pizza pie.
The first things people usually notice about me
Blue eyes and a big nose - above which is a permanent crease from a lifetime of brow furrowing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm illiterate.

Seinfeld, BB

Tom Waits

The six things I could never do without
Healthy food.
Unhealthy drink.
Hooded sweatshirts.

Anything else I would be making up.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My new venture of painting ax handles, stone walls, unprecedented design moves, fresh upstate air, writing, where to get blown away by food, throwing in the towel, finger banging.
On a typical Friday night I am
I quit the 9-5 a few years ago, so Fridays are pretty meaningless as a night of anything significant. The stories in the autobiography are much more likely from a Tuesday afternoon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was terrified of flying for nearly 2 decades but then I remembered I was invincible.

A neurologist and I once had a stare down contest after he reviewed a catscan of mine following a little tumble I took. He said that it was the equivalent of a grenade exploding next to my head and couldn't understand how I had no ill effects. I had a panic attack and left his office. Alas, I'm still alive... funnnny story though.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You live in Brooklyn and have some artistic bones.

Please be kind of a mess and send a top notch message.