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35 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm hoping you ladies are actually into this 'dad bod' thing I've heard about, minus actually having a child, of course. I don't understand why people keep making them. Haven't we all drank ourselves sterile by now?

I want to meet someone who will quit things that they don't like, and not "stick it out". I want to meet someone who has had crippling anxiety at one point because at least I know your brain works. I want to meet someone who wants to live in a warehouse, eat great food, design, and horseplay.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am writing and painting, designing and dining, drinking and thinking, and napping.

2015...time to transition from infamy to fame.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a logical human being. It is mind boggling how many people are NOT good at this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I tend to read about topics I care about; The brain, Color, Architecture, Art - Definitely a less-is-more philosophy.

Currently watching Skins. Always watching Seinfeld

Currently listening to Phosphorescent. Always listening to Tom Waits

All food..all of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Black coffee
Hooded sweatshirts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next move(s) on the canvas
Tattood lady thighs..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on a drinking hiatus. I haven't imbibed yet in 2015, so on Friday (and most) nights, I paint. That being said; fuck Friday nights. Am I in high school? Day-drink like an adult.

Ill be easing back into it this June. I really, really miss hops
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have never seen any Star Wars and at this point refuse to do so.
You should message me if
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You've been to Untamed, The Bonnie or The Penrose, and want to stroke my ego as to how great they look...

"- I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little better.
- How about an intercourse hello? How would that be?
- Elaine...Now you're just being ridiculous."