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TheTG08

35 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am 6'2 with lean muscle, lots of money, and solid wood furniture. Waaaiiiiit for it.

I am NOT convinced that I am not invincible.
The word "interesting" makes my eye twitch

2015 is the year I transition from infamy to fame. www.toddwgermann.com (artwork)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I design bars and restaurants (Penrose, The Bonnie, Untamed), paint when you all sleep, and nap when you all beef up your 401ks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Common sense is my religion.
Seinfeld trivia.
Cooking. However, I'd love to meet someone who can teach me some basic molecular gastronomy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I tend to read about topics I care about; Brain, Thought, Color, Architecture, Art - Definitely a less-is-more philosophy.

Currently watching Skins. Always watching Seinfeld

Currently listening to John Grant. Always listening to Tom Waits

All food. I'm adventurous.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
naps, Seamless, black coffee, acrylics, Celexa, flannel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next move(s) on the canvas, and why others people's conversations bother me so much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Due to a medically "suggested" drinking hiatus, I haven't imbibed yet in 2015, so on Friday (and most) nights, I paint. That being said... Fuck Friday nights. What am I, in high school?.. Day-drink like an adult.

Ill be easing back into it this June. I really, really miss hops
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never seen any Star Wars and at this point refuse to do so.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I am NOT 6' tall so if you only kept reading because of the opening line, then joke's on you and you're probably a person that I'd fundamentally dislike. Piss off.

On to the good human beings...

"I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little better."

"How about an intercourse hello? How would that be?"

"Elaine...Now you're just being ridiculous."