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TheTG08

35 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Religion
Agnosticism
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm hoping you ladies are actually into this 'dad bod' thing I've heard about, minus actually having a child, of course. I don't understand why people keep making them. Haven't we all drank ourselves sterile by now?

I want to meet someone who will quit things that they don't like, and not "stick it out". I want to meet someone who has had crippling anxiety at one point because at least I know your brain works. I want to meet someone who wants to live in a warehouse, eat great food, design, and horseplay.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am writing and painting, designing and dining, drinking and thinking, and napping.

2015...time to transition from infamy to fame. www.toddwgermann.com
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a logical human being. It is mind boggling how many people are NOT good at this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I tend to read about topics I care about; The brain, Color, Architecture, Art - Definitely a less-is-more philosophy.

Currently watching Skins. Always watching Seinfeld

Currently listening to Phosphorescent. Always listening to Tom Waits

All food..all of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Seamless
Black coffee
Acrylics
Celexa
Hooded sweatshirts
Lever2000
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next move(s) on the canvas
Tattood lady thighs..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on a drinking hiatus. I haven't imbibed yet in 2015, so on Friday (and most) nights, I paint. That being said; fuck Friday nights. Am I in high school? Day-drink like an adult.

Ill be easing back into it this June. I really, really miss hops
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never seen any Star Wars and at this point refuse to do so.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've been to Untamed, The Bonnie or The Penrose, and want to stroke my ego as to how great they look...

"- I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little better.
- How about an intercourse hello? How would that be?
- Elaine...Now you're just being ridiculous."