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34 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
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Graduated from university
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My self-summary
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I'm a cynic, not a hater.
It's becoming clearer by the day that I may in fact be invincible.
What I’m doing with my life
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I design bars and restaurants. I also paint.

Dreaming of greener pastures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Over-thinking. The overwhelming desire to design and create is matched only by the overwhelming desire to quit and start slinging pizza pie.

Taking naps no matter how much coffee I've ingested.


Seinfeld trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Blue eyes and a big nose - above which is a permanent crease from a lifetime of furrowing my brow at dopes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read as much as I should, but when I do, its definitely non-fiction. Adults read Harry Potter? Get real.

PBS cooking shows are like Xanax. I love them- same for Antiques Roadshow.

Tom Waits, Phosphorescent, Langhorne, John Grant, Felice Brothers, and other not-as-white stuff.

Street meat and fine dining - and everything inbetween.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My next six couches.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ax handles, stone walls, unprecedented design moves, fresh upstate air, writing, food, throwing in the towel, finger banging.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I quit the 9-5 a few years ago, so Fridays are pretty meaningless as a night of anything significant. The stories in the autobiography are much more likely from a Tuesday afternoon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was terrified of flying for nearly 2 decades but then remembered that I really may be invincible.
You should message me if
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You have some artistic bones.

You are Aubrey Plaza.